"Holy $@&%, did I just do that?"

[sir.rutthed]

Second semester of college Halo 2 LAN parties were all the rage in my dorm. There were about a dozen of us that were the regulars. One night we got a game of SWAT going, which is a game mode I happened to hate. As it happened, all the top tier players were on red team, and the rest of us got blue. About a minute in on our way to 50, everyone on my team but me quit and I was down by about 10 kills. Now, one on one any of the guys on the other team would have schooled me in quite a horrible way. I knew this, but figured "what the Hell, let's do this." I went on to win the game by 2 kills, probably just because I had so many more heads to shoot at then they did. It was the single greatest FPS game I have ever played in my life, and afterwards nobody would ever play SWAT against me, which I was perfectly fine with.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

I was playing halo 3 team doubles on the map construct, i had the sniper and i saw a guy jumping down from the other side of the 2nd floor across from me, He was going to the "basment level by doing a high jump through the hole. I jumped after him and at the last second before he got all the way through the hole i pulled a no-scope on him...while still in free fall. My ally was in pure shock at what he saw....it was a good day.

 

[superbatranger]

I was playing halo 3 team doubles on the map construct, i had the sniper and i saw a guy jumping down from the other side of the 2nd floor across from me, He was going to the "basment level by doing a high jump through the hole. I jumped after him and at the last second before he got all the way through the hole i pulled a no-scope on him...while still in free fall. My ally was in pure shock at what he saw....it was a good day.

I love it when I play against friends who are self-proclaimed experts with the sniper rifle, only to get no-scoped by me.

 

[escapistrules]

this back when i played the pokemon tcg

i was facing someone and he was doing pretty good. he did a move that ko'd my second to last pokemon i had. he commented "ya, that just happened". so we were both down to our last pokemon. i had one turn to win, because he would ko my pokemon the next turn. so i did a move that causes 20 times the number of heads you can flip in a row, and i needed 4 heads to win. i managed to do it and his jaw dropped and i commented "ya, that just happened"

 

[Varrdy]

When I was first playing GTA4, I got into a spot of bother and I didn't do myself any favours by running over a policeman during my escape attempt. As the wailing sirens grew ever closer, I found myself with no place to run so I headed for the old casino at the top of Alderney for a last stand. Standing in the open with my RPG, I waited until the chopper came into view and took it out with the RPG...and then it crashed onto the mass of cop cars that had followed me through the tunnel. I got out of it quick and managed to lose them as a result.

Total fluke but my god it was impressive!

Wardy

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I can't really remember anything super super awesome.

However i was playing modern warfare 2 on skidrow one time and I started the game, placed a claymore and killed a guy whose callsign was "hard to kill".

 

[Cpu46]

A haalo 3 party. I was quiet, and everyone thought I was a noob, an easy target. Set the stick sensitivity to max and set about collecting plasma grenades and any of the dual weapons. First half of the game: took everybody out without a scratch, was halfway to winning. Second half: they wised up to me. I started doing suicide bombings in narrow corridors. This worked because suicide penalty was off. My deaths at the end of the game? 3. My score? 50. And these gguys were good, at least according to a friend. I've never been good at the game, but I must've REALLY been in the zone. Or their reputation was undeserved.

Lol that reminds me of an awesome match I had when Halo 2 was just released. It was everyone vs me (4 on 1) due to me going to a different high school (dont really know why that made everyone gang up on me). We ended up having a LAN between two consoles. I got a Tv all to myself while they did four player split-screen. I absolutely destroyed them. Granted I did know the map like the back of my hand and had barricaded myself in a room with an energy sword. I forgot what the final score was but I do remember that I only died twice while I killed them several times each.

 

[Sam Warrior]

Playing motorstorm2 with my girlfriend, she was on a bike I was in a monster truck, 10 seconds into the race the boost kicks in so everyone charges forward, I ram into another monster truck and which lifts the front end of mine up and the back end of the one I hit, whilst this is happening my girlfriend swerves towards me and end up going underneath both monster trucks.

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

my first time playing unreal tournament 3 at a LAN party and i was the only guy who had never played the game before and i was a console gamer. the first game i got useto the weapons and got 3 kills. the second game i got useto the level and got 8. the third game i slaughterred everyone. it was a first to 50 and the person in second place had 24 or something. at that moment everybody at the LAN party paused and looked at me. apparently a few of the guys were really good and just talked about how it takes months to master this game and i just spanked them

the second HOLY $@*& moment i had was playing CoD4. i was a sniper (not a camper) on the level with the the road separating the two areas with a blown up tank and the sewers. i managed to get around 20 kills with my sniper before i ran out of ammo, switched to my pistol and it ran out of ammo, knifed a few people and picked up some crappy scorpion, found another sniper rifle and went to town with it until i was finally killed by raining grenades. i didnt realize it until after the game but i had 43 kills in a row

(real life) when me and my brother were little we had bunk beds and i was sleeping on top one night when me and my brother starting talking. i leaned over the little rail on top to look at my brother and before you know it i was leaning a little too far over. i ended up falling over face first doing a complete flip hitting my head, my back, and my ass on every metal bar on the way down. i actually landed on my ass in a sitting position on the floor. i was laughing to hard i was crying. my mom rushed in the room and i was so excited i wanted to show her again but she stopped me before i couldt try. me and my brother still laugh about that night

 

[Akalistos]

snip to save messyness

A) When I say you were lucky to land it I mean your opponent didn't notice the punch or just couldn't react in time. And the factors could have been anything from the how the guy was moving, whether he was in the middle of a punch or not and so on so on ect ect.

What is your solution exactly. All I've seen you do is ***** about luck.

Is it really a big deal considering I've never heard it happen to anyone before

And luck is a massive part of realism. As long as it doesn't become a regular occurrence.

B) Special spammers don't get far when faced with someone who knows what they're doing. That's why you never see them in the competitions.

Pfff. You didn't read any of my post, right. You know what, if it's a one way conversation this whole time, your a sad man indeed. Beside, all i heard from you is:
Don't take luck out of it or i'll suck!!!!!
or rather, it is with same filter you use rationalize what you just said while trying to make you look smart.

I'll simplify it for you.

When you read of more than 1 case of this happening. Then go make a fuss.

For all you know it could have been a glitch. All I was saying is that even if it wasn't, it would only make the game more realistic. For a game trying to be realistic, that's good.

Also I think it's worth pointing out I've never played UFC before. So taking out something that might not even be there would hardly increase or decrease my sucking at it.

And all I'm saying is: It remove the Fair in FAIR FIGHT... and you can acknowledge that other people may have a point because for all instance and purpose, you didn't even say anything beside;

Damp13child: But it happen!!!! *burst into Tears*

Edit: You haven't played it!?!?! Then your not qualify to even respond to me.

Everything in your post, especially the edit proves you haven't even been paying attention.

All I said from the beginning was that when stuff like that happens it simply makes it more realistic. Then I guessed that if it was a factor in the game it would be something like fightnights haymaker. Which I have played.

And no it doesn't remove from a fair fight because it barely happens. And if it's a haymaker then it's your fault for getting hit.

Stop making strawmen for everything.

I'm not making anything... You can't make a valid point. In all of your post, you haven't even come close to making a point. Worst yet, you just repeat the same thing over and over again thinking that somehow it would warp the very fabric of reality and become relevant. Here's a little transcript of the conversation we had:

Aka: It's lame. Video game logic isn't and should be like fighting game.
Damp: But it happen in real life
Aka: But it shouldn't happen. All fighting game should begin with equal chance. No, "I can kill you if I roll a D20" move.
Damp: It's a haymaker (description) and it make the game realist because it is.
Aka: But there's other way to make it random. Make it a very difficult move to pull. Better yet, make it so if you fail, you'll be the one KO'd.
Damp: You don't know what your talking about! It's realist and I don't care what you have written.
Aka: You piece of shit!
Damp: See! He as nothing to retort, I win... Even if I didn't play the game.
Aka: You Fucki.... WHAT!?!?!?!?!? YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT AND STILL TRYED TO ARGUE!?!?! Shut the hell up!

That's the point we are currently at and since YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME, YOU AREN'T IN POSITION TO SAY ANYTHING BACK. Come back when you know what you are talking about and well talk.

 

[The Wooster]

3 headshots from one sniper bullet in TF2. One was a cloaked sniper stood in between the camping Heavy and his little Medic buddy. One bullet, three heads, one "Grey Matter" achievement. Pretty much shat my pants.

Sorry to pop your bubble there mate but that can't happen. The sniper's rounds in TF2 stop at the first thing they hit. The grey matter achievement is for 25 headshots.

 

[Akalistos]

snip to save messyness

A) When I say you were lucky to land it I mean your opponent didn't notice the punch or just couldn't react in time. And the factors could have been anything from the how the guy was moving, whether he was in the middle of a punch or not and so on so on ect ect.

What is your solution exactly. All I've seen you do is ***** about luck.

Is it really a big deal considering I've never heard it happen to anyone before

And luck is a massive part of realism. As long as it doesn't become a regular occurrence.

B) Special spammers don't get far when faced with someone who knows what they're doing. That's why you never see them in the competitions.

Pfff. You didn't read any of my post, right. You know what, if it's a one way conversation this whole time, your a sad man indeed. Beside, all i heard from you is:
Don't take luck out of it or i'll suck!!!!!
or rather, it is with same filter you use rationalize what you just said while trying to make you look smart.

I'll simplify it for you.

When you read of more than 1 case of this happening. Then go make a fuss.

For all you know it could have been a glitch. All I was saying is that even if it wasn't, it would only make the game more realistic. For a game trying to be realistic, that's good.

Also I think it's worth pointing out I've never played UFC before. So taking out something that might not even be there would hardly increase or decrease my sucking at it.

And all I'm saying is: It remove the Fair in FAIR FIGHT... and you can acknowledge that other people may have a point because for all instance and purpose, you didn't even say anything beside;

Damp13child: But it happen!!!! *burst into Tears*

Edit: You haven't played it!?!?! Then your not qualify to even respond to me.

Everything in your post, especially the edit proves you haven't even been paying attention.

All I said from the beginning was that when stuff like that happens it simply makes it more realistic. Then I guessed that if it was a factor in the game it would be something like fightnights haymaker. Which I have played.

And no it doesn't remove from a fair fight because it barely happens. And if it's a haymaker then it's your fault for getting hit.

Stop making strawmen for everything.

I'm not making anything... You can't make a valid point. In all of your post, you haven't even come close to making a point. Worst yet, you just repeat the same thing over and over again thinking that somehow it would warp the very fabric of reality and become relevant. Here's a little transcript of the conversation we had:

Aka: It's lame. Video game logic isn't and should be like fighting game.
Damp: But it happen in real life
Aka: But it shouldn't happen. All fighting game should begin with equal chance. No, "I can kill you if I roll a D20" move.
Damp: It's a haymaker (description) and it make the game realist because it is.
Aka: But there's other way to make it random. Make it a very difficult move to pull. Better yet, make it so if you fail, you'll be the one KO'd.
Damp: You don't know what your talking about! It's realist and I don't care what you have written.
Aka: You piece of shit!
Damp: See! He as nothing to retort, I win... Even if I didn't play the game.
Aka: You Fucki.... WHAT!?!?!?!?!? YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT AND STILL TRYED TO ARGUE!?!?! Shut the hell up!

That's the point we are currently at and since YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME, YOU AREN'T IN POSITION TO SAY ANYTHING BACK. Come back when you know what you are talking about and well talk.

I read up to the transcript. And the really retarded joke about my name. You're a really shite troll. If you feel the need to comment on an of the fly post someone makes and try to troll them into submission. At-least make it interesting. Making a shit joke about someone's screen names is poor going buddy. And it's about as relevant a point as you've made.

Honestly you were boring by the first comment. It's like talking to a potnoodle. We'd both better off I'd just have ignored you're flagrant advertising. Because the content is always a disappointment.

Does it make you sleep at night, to call anyone that disagree with you a troll. Dude, you aren't worth my time because YOU don't know what your talking about. Hey, I got 3 reply from our post and most of them reply in civilize way. Goes to show that the X-box kid spewing insanity isn't just a X-box occurrence but there's sign of similar behavior online.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Halo Reach invasion, as an Elite I ran to the other people's base with my sword BY MYSELF, killed a few people and then almost the entire team respawned and started shooting I managed to take out all of the people in the base with only a tiny bit of my health left and ran off. It was very lucky, god bless the plasma sword.

On cage or whatever the floaty metal stage in Reach is called I used the hover thingy to get to the other side where I was met with gun fire, I threw a plasma grenade it missed the guy and went behind him, we continued our gun fight and my shields had gone down just as he ran back to the grenade and blew up.

My first and only nuke on MW2, sniper and usp. 45, like 5 seconds before the match ended I got my 25th kill and ended it there laughing my head off.