How did you do that?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Told him that America is in trouble again.

How did you fly?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was launched from a catapult.

How did you survive the lair of the Giant Ant Queen?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

By saying B06.

How did you pull that rabbit from your hat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I bribed the lottery announcers.

How did you land on the moon?

 

[Aqualung]

I was made of 90% helium.

How did you figure out how much a wood chuck could chuck?

 

[badgersprite]

It was a trick question. The answer was 'meat'.

How did you put the bop in the bop bop shoowap?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a hammer and lots of elbow grease.

How are you still alive?! That explosion should've killed you!

 

[Jaywebbs]

The Trigger shorted

How did you find El Dorado

 

[Ren3004]

I have no taste buds.



How could you be so mean?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

It's easy when you're a heartless mutant alien from the planet... forget it.

How did you put out the sun??

 

[Ren3004]

Let me direct you to the empty crater with millions of dead fish that used to be the Pacific Ocean.



How did you take the Pacific Ocean?

 

[Azraellod]

I used a giant water basin airlifted by an army of helicopters.

How did you repair your computer?

 

[Ren3004]

I just kicked it around till it started working again. Works every time.



How did you brake my computer?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Simple. You're the only one here who smells like a farmhouse.

How did you manage to punch Napoleon in the gut and get away with it?

 

[Magnatek]

I used a bat, not my fists, against his shins.(insert random Scout comment here.) The rest is history.

How did you find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?