How did you do that?

[TacticalAssassin1]

With duct tape, lotsa lotsa duct tape.
How did you kill JFK?

 

[Insanum]

I shot him, It was easy too.

How did you invent a perpetual motion machine?

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I RROD'd my 360 then had a look inside.

How did you reach the centre of the Earth?

 

[Sam G]

I rode a dinosaur.

How did you beat Pac-Man?

 

[Ren3004]

I dropped coffee on them by accident.


How did you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

 

[Jaywebbs]

by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster

how did you kill Lincoln

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my moustache. It was quite messy.

How did you know?!

 

[Jaywebbs]

I'm a Temporal Agent

How'd you get the time machine

 

[Sam G]

Don't you see? The time machine... is within all of us...

How did you beat death?

 

[Ren3004]

I promised I'd kill someone every day in exchange for a reprieve.


How did you get a lightsaber?

 

[Sam G]

Argos catalogue.

How did you get 7000 posts in 24 hours?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Trained monkeys on speed manning 70 different computers.

How did you learn to play the harpsichord?

 

[Ren3004]

I was exiled for seven years in Tibet to learn with the masters.


How did you find Jimmy Hoffa's body?

 

[andrat]

With a shovel.

How did you know what I did last summer?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm a certified stalker. SSSHHH

How did you survive the Earth's destruction?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By being on a Vogon ship when it happened.

How did you find your way out of the giant worm's intestines?

 

[War Penguin]

The same way I entered. You don't want to know where I did that. *cries*

How did you catch on fire?

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I was protesting.

How did you pick your avatar?

 

[Ren3004]

Randomly.


How did you cause the apocalypse?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I pushed the red button that said "DO NOT PUSH."

How did you become the world champion?