How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

...

How did you succeed in your awesomeness?
[small]There. Free compliment to the next poster.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

[sub]See, now I'm just disturbed, thus disproving your theory.[/sub]

How did you avoid the goblin hordes?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Patience, my good man, patience. AND YEARS OF TRAINING FROM SOMEONE WHOSE TONGUE WAS NOT UNLIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

How did you defeat Communism?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Insanity, my cheesy walrus, insanity. AND A MIND LIKE A TOAD IN A BLENDER!

How do you do that one thing, you know, with the thing, and the other thing?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I don't, I sit.

How do you keep your moustache from strangling you to death in the night?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

With duct tape, lotsa lotsa duct tape.
How did you kill JFK?

 

[Insanum]

I shot him, It was easy too.

How did you invent a perpetual motion machine?

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I RROD'd my 360 then had a look inside.

How did you reach the centre of the Earth?

 

[Sam G]

I rode a dinosaur.

How did you beat Pac-Man?

 

[Ren3004]

I dropped coffee on them by accident.


How did you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

 

[Jaywebbs]

by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster

how did you kill Lincoln

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my moustache. It was quite messy.

How did you know?!

 

[Jaywebbs]

I'm a Temporal Agent

How'd you get the time machine

 

[Sam G]

Don't you see? The time machine... is within all of us...

How did you beat death?