How did you do that?

[itstimeforpie]

I bribed the other competitors.

How did you fix your RROD?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Simple, i replace the DDERLM module and used my BEPRL to recalibrate the PERLRMAO and bam it worked [sup] or in other words I don't have a fucking clue[/sup]


How did you shmiggle her shmahoyden?

 

[COR 2000]

I'm Quagmire, what do you expect?
[sup]Giggity, giggity, GOO![/sup]
Speaking of Family Guy....
How did you know that the Bird is not the word, but rather, that it is greater than, or equal to, the word?

 

[Jaywebbs]

cause EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD

How did you kill Hitler

 

[Jaywebbs]

by taking the eleventh one off

How did you find the treasure

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By following the conveniently placed map.

How did you know it was all an illusion?

 

[Jaywebbs]

I am an Immortal being doomed to live through the entire history of the universe, over and over again

How did you know it ended?

 

[Sam G]

Taped my eyes shut.

How did you kill a pack of wolves with your bare hands?

 

[Ren3004]

Let me introduce you to my hands: this is Murder and this one is Butcher


How did you get a cool hat?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I stole it from the Tomb of Winston Churchill.

How did you survive the 1,000 foot drop?

 

[Ren3004]

I put a mattress in the bottom.


How did you find the Lost Ark?

 

[COR 2000]

I followed Jonesy-Boy.

How did you melt down Adamantium to a liquid?

 

[Ren3004]

By greatly decreasing pressure.


How did you summon the Kraken?

 

[Sam G]

With many flamboyant hand signs and much cutting of myself.

How did you know he was a fake?

 

[BakaMick]

[small]By standing on the edge of the ocean and playing the bag-pipes, dont ask me why it works it just does. [/small]

[Edit] Ah, damit

Using ultra-violet light

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...you did it wrong.[/sup]
Probably. It depends on your acceleration upon reaching the core, and your temperature because heat rises.

How did you make that mistake despite my clear example?

 

[BakaMick]

By the time I typed mine and pressed "Post" someone else had posted something.

How fast is very fast?

 

[Sam G]

Pretty darn fast.

How did you befriend a bear?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked him "Do you want to be my friend?"


How did you kill a bear with your bare [sub]hur hur[/sub] hands?

 

[Sam G]

Heh heh... Bare hands...

How will the public respond to my not properly answering the question, and just snickering like a retard?