How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I promised I'd kill someone every day in exchange for a reprieve.


How did you get a lightsaber?

 

[Sam G]

Argos catalogue.

How did you get 7000 posts in 24 hours?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Trained monkeys on speed manning 70 different computers.

How did you learn to play the harpsichord?

 

[Ren3004]

I was exiled for seven years in Tibet to learn with the masters.


How did you find Jimmy Hoffa's body?

 

[andrat]

With a shovel.

How did you know what I did last summer?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm a certified stalker. SSSHHH

How did you survive the Earth's destruction?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By being on a Vogon ship when it happened.

How did you find your way out of the giant worm's intestines?

 

[War Penguin]

The same way I entered. You don't want to know where I did that. *cries*

How did you catch on fire?

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I was protesting.

How did you pick your avatar?

 

[Ren3004]

Randomly.


How did you cause the apocalypse?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I pushed the red button that said "DO NOT PUSH."

How did you become the world champion?

 

[itstimeforpie]

I bribed the other competitors.

How did you fix your RROD?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Simple, i replace the DDERLM module and used my BEPRL to recalibrate the PERLRMAO and bam it worked [sup] or in other words I don't have a fucking clue[/sup]


How did you shmiggle her shmahoyden?

 

[COR 2000]

I'm Quagmire, what do you expect?
[sup]Giggity, giggity, GOO![/sup]
Speaking of Family Guy....
How did you know that the Bird is not the word, but rather, that it is greater than, or equal to, the word?

 

[Jaywebbs]

cause EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD

How did you kill Hitler

 

[Jaywebbs]

by taking the eleventh one off

How did you find the treasure

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By following the conveniently placed map.

How did you know it was all an illusion?

 

[Jaywebbs]

I am an Immortal being doomed to live through the entire history of the universe, over and over again

How did you know it ended?