How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I eliminated its existence from the dictionary.
Whatever its called now is none of my concern.

How did you survive the Serial Killer Game when you didnt post at all?

 

[brtshstel]

Out of Sight, Out of mind. I wasn't involved.

How did you get Xbox Live on your iPhone?

 

[darth jacen]

Jail broke it

How did you make the PSN better than XBL?

 

[Neonbob]

I put lots more stuff on it.

How did you hide in a box for a year?

 

[darth jacen]

I pulled a solid snake

How did you win the eating contest

 

[Neonbob]

I put a black hole in my stomach.

How did you interrupt my speech?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I threw whiffle balls at you.

How did you reload the matrix?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I installed more RAM.

How did you crash the server for the Matrix?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I loaded an infinite looping subroutine.

How did you survive BBC Broadcasting services?

 

[darth jacen]

I put in my Stephen Fry looped podcast until it was over

How did you narc the Cuban government without being exposed?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I wore an "I Love Castro" shirt.

How did you locate the rebel base?

 

[Neonbob]

They left the location on a computer I seized.

How did you escape the left hand of god?

 

[darth jacen]

I sat on his right hand

How did you turn one dollar into 100000000 dollars?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I added 8 zeros.

How did you set up the fight of the millenium?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I made Old Godzilla hop around in Tokyo City like a big playground, suddenly Batman burst from the shades and hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by the Shaq...
Then it just couldn't be stopped anymore, a whole bunch of other people joined in on the fight.
It was the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye could see. And only one would survive, people wondered who it would be. It was the Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

How did you release the Kraken?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke that stupid lock. Doy.

How did you stop a plane in midair?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I stopped time, the plane stopped too.

How did you destroy the Triforce?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a stronger triangle!

How did you wrap a cattle?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I used a very big sheet of aluminum foil.

How did you turn the Kraken into soup?

 

[Neonbob]

I chopped it up with a knife and tossed it in hot water.
Easy stuff.

How did you beat Pyramid head?