How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spell books.

How did you forget that I was a mage?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I didn't really care much after I reached the rank of Magus before you did 7 years ago.

How did you shave a pencil with the skin of your thumb?

 

[Neonbob]

My skin is really goddamn tough. :-/

How did you punch into the earth?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Uber falcon punch.

How did you kill an Eva with your bare hands?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Well, I'm glad you asked. When I was a small child I went walking in the woods. While I was out I found a magical lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. He granted me 3 wishes in exchange for releasing him. So for my first wish I asked for the complete ninja turtles figurine set. It was truly awesome. For my second wish I asked for a cup of water. I was thirsty. For my final wish I asked for the power to kill Eva's with my bare hands.

So know you know.

How did you tittilate that Oscelot?

 

[Neonbob]

I tickled it...I didn't know that was erotic to them.
I'M NO PERVERT!

How did you open a can with a sneeze?

 

[brtshstel]

I tied a string to the pull tab and to my head. When I reeled back to sneeze (ahh), it partially opened the can, and then when I violently threw forward (choo!), it opened it the rest of the way.

How did you open that steel soup can without a can opener?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched it with a knife. And the top was opened again. muahahaa.

How did you make an ad with five bucks?

 

[brtshstel]

I already had software and an internet connection. I blew the $5 on Doritos and Dr. Pepper.

How did you kill a case of Dr. Pepper so quickly?

 

[Metallgoth]

With a shotgun. I swear it was coming right for me.

How did you escape from Hades? Again

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I just bet Hades that I could finish that old fart's job of rolling a boulder up a mountanous hill and he agreed, and I totally freaking did it.

How did you escapes from TARTARUS! (Worse than Hades.)

 

[Neonbob]

I just became more and more violent. And punched my way out.

How did you claim money that wasn't yours?

 

[axle 19]

I'm a master of disguise.

How did you steal all my money?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole your identity first. Then I transferred all the cash in your account to mine.

How did you get a monkey to dance?

 

[axle 19]

I bribed it with some bananas.

How did you survive your freefall?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A group of school children broke my fall

How did you throw me out of the plane?

 

[axle 19]

I told you to look outside.
Gravity took care of the rest.

How did you create antimatter?

 

[Neonbob]

I took matter and pissed it off horribly.
Boom! Antimatter.

How did you stop gangs?

 

[axle 19]

I killed them all.
Now future gangs now what will happen.

How did you kill thirty people and not get caught?

 

[Neonbob]

Those thirty people were the only ones around. So, there were no witnesses.

How did you eliminate the inequity?