How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some a-hole shrunk me.

How did you grow a robot in your garden?

 

[Sassafrass]

I am Elvis, fool.

How did you get MJ to play at your wedding?

 

[Azraellod]

I dug up his body and had a necromancer use him like a puppet.
[sup]Then I had a contest where everyone had to try and steal his head and bring it to me.[/sup]

How did you know about my wedding?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I stalk you.

How did you get rid of him?

 

[Sassafrass]

Thaibrides.com. Great website.

How did you think I found one?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I slept with the guy in charge.

How did you get away with murder?

 

[Sassafrass]

I share a lawyer with OJ.

How did you react to that sentence?

 

[Empireth]

I shook my head. Of course you do, it's to be expected.

How did you spend your "maintenance time"?

 

[Sassafrass]

Looking up pr0n. How else?

How did YOU spend the time?

 

[Empireth]

Learning my lines for a play I'm in... (what? I'm productive... And the Escapist wasn't there to distract me.)

How did you feel after getting three hours of sleep (at any point in time)?

 

[Sassafrass]

I watch you at night.

How did you wake up after just 2 hours of me watching you sleep?

 

[Sassafrass]

By being exceptionally creepy and practising every night on chickens.

How did you get the TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I have ways and means you piece of s...Oh, wrong place for that quote.
Just ways and means.

How did you get fooled so easily?