How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I have an incredible budget. Just wait til the special effects go in.

How did you trip your toenails with a lawn mower?

 

[Asciotes]

Very carefully?

How did you kill Micheal Myers?

 

[Empireth]

Wait, he's dead? Well, apparently in my sleep...

How did you find out about that?

 

[Neonbob]

I followed you around.
Didn't you see me?
I was dragging the severed body behind me.

How did you listen to the wind?

 

[Asciotes]

With my ears.

How did you manage to Rickroll Yahtzee?

[sub]I'm constantly getting ninja's by Neonbob T.T[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy stalking Empireth!
[sup]That's quite funny.
X-D[/sup]

How did you slow down the speed of light?

 

[Empireth]

[sup]Umm... err... ignoring Asciotes cause he was ninja'd. (And hadn't edited yet)[/sup]
I sang with all the voices of the mountain, and painted with all the colours of the wind. [sup]What? It reminded me of that.[/sup]

How did you learn to not stalk me?

[sup]Oh, that's gotta be co-incidental ninja'ing. And terribly funny. Next poster: just ignore this and answer Neonbob[/sup]

 

[Asciotes]

I didn't. I still do. And now I can watch you be on the escapist while being on the escapist thanks to wireless internet?

How did you make wireless internet?

[sub] I'm gonna get ninja'd again XD I just know it. Too late. Sorry.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

I pulled the wire so hard that it disappeared into the air.
[sup]YOU EDITED YOUR THING! NOW I MAKE LESS SENSE THAN USUAL![/sup]

How did you make a new species of butterfly?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By installing some stuff.

How did you get that man to stop lying to us all?
Edit: ninja'd, but it works(?)

 

[Neonbob]

I cut off his tongue.

How did you not see the giant axe of doom?

 

[Empireth]

I was staring at Neonbob in awe of his ninja skills.
[sup]Seriously, how'd you learn to type so fast?[/sup]

How did you not realize your entire fridge was empty?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not go in it recently.

How did you empty my fridge so fast?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm hungry as hell.
[sup]Sitting around a keyboard all day and staying on a forum will do that for you X-D[/sup]

How did you win the Wheel of Fortune?

 

[Empireth]

...I didn't (legally), I just stole the Wheel until they gave me my prize.

How did you stop World War 3?

 

[Empireth]

I asked him really, really nicely.

How did you lose your sanity?

 

[Empireth]

I told her she's overrated. And that she can't act.

How did you realize that I had set a trap in the forest?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, it wasn't so much a trap as a piece of fly paper that I sidestepped. You suck at traps, man.

How did you get so bad at setting traps?