How did you do that?
- Thread starter Azraellod
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I checked the manual to find out what the jump button was.
[sup]A week?! How do you pull that off?[/sup]
How did you get flung far into the future?
[sup]A week?! How do you pull that off?[/sup]
How did you get flung far into the future?
I built myself a magic catapult. It's wonders what machines will do nowadays.
[sup]Well, I've had so many assignments and schoolwork lately... For my drama course, we have to do a children's theatre play (which sucks cause I hate kids, but I'm ignoring that fact for now) so we're rehearsing until the evening, and by the time we're done, it's dark out, and when I bus to school in the morning, it's also dark out... and this weekend I was basically on here the whole time.[/sup]
How did you manage to escape the Sahara Desert?
[sup]Well, I've had so many assignments and schoolwork lately... For my drama course, we have to do a children's theatre play (which sucks cause I hate kids, but I'm ignoring that fact for now) so we're rehearsing until the evening, and by the time we're done, it's dark out, and when I bus to school in the morning, it's also dark out... and this weekend I was basically on here the whole time.[/sup]
How did you manage to escape the Sahara Desert?
I called in the last favor that The Mafia owed me.
[sup]Ouch. Rough situation, man. Well, hope everything turns out good and you get some sunshine again. And don't worry: small children don't bite. Much.[/sup]
How did you assassinate Abraham Lincoln and get away with it?
[sup]Ouch. Rough situation, man. Well, hope everything turns out good and you get some sunshine again. And don't worry: small children don't bite. Much.[/sup]
How did you assassinate Abraham Lincoln and get away with it?
Bloody ninjas. Why, I followed the stupid children, of course! (Then clubbed them while they were still in the forest... they won't remember any of it!)
[sup]And the great thing is, children's theatre doesn't end till December, so basically weekends are my only chance at sun. You gotta love Canadian winters and the lack of sunlight.[/sup]
How did you manage to burn your toast, after I had specifically reminded you about it?
I'm going to be lazy: see post 706 of this thread. And the insomnia? I don't entirely know. It just sort of happened last year.
[sup]I wouldn't know... I've never been out of Canada. Though, it varies greatly throughout the country (that I can say, cause I've pretty much been in every province. No territories, though.)[/sup]
How did you forget to say thank you after that nice little monst... child held the door open for you?
[sup]I wouldn't know... I've never been out of Canada. Though, it varies greatly throughout the country (that I can say, cause I've pretty much been in every province. No territories, though.)[/sup]
How did you forget to say thank you after that nice little monst... child held the door open for you?
I summoned my army of flying monkeys. They flew me away. Quite handy, you know, having Nikko on your side...
[sup]Ah, I see. Here's it's getting to be 13 hours of dark... Sometimes there's sun but this week it's only been cloudy. It hasn't gotten cold yet, but it generally does the first week of November, and at that time, start expecting snow. It generally doesn't stop snowing till April. Sometimes March. But by March it's at least about 0 (Celsius) out, so it's none too bad.[/sup]
How did you escape the sea monster that I sent after you?
[sup]Ah, I see. Here's it's getting to be 13 hours of dark... Sometimes there's sun but this week it's only been cloudy. It hasn't gotten cold yet, but it generally does the first week of November, and at that time, start expecting snow. It generally doesn't stop snowing till April. Sometimes March. But by March it's at least about 0 (Celsius) out, so it's none too bad.[/sup]
How did you escape the sea monster that I sent after you?
I walked into an Apple Store.
How did you get your iPod repaired without spontaniously conbusting?
How did you get your iPod repaired without spontaniously conbusting?
A comination of foreclosure law, ID theft, and getting your wife to enter into what she thought was a contest for a trip to the Brazil Olympic Opening Cerimonies, but was actually the signing over of your jointly owned house.
Where do you live now?
Where do you live now?