How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

Your basement.


How did you miss the screams coming from down the stairs?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am deaf.

How did you sneak into my house like that?

 

[Empireth]

I blasted too much metal... And being deaf changes the experience! (Kids, that's a lesson for you: Grown-ups can be right sometimes!)

How did you drown that worm?

 

[Sassafrass]

Using a pool, some rope and a couple of concrete blocks.

How did you survive being drowned?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The internet clouded my prescience.

How did you get here?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey, I meant "How did you get in my house?" You got it wrong on your own.

How did you get that wrong?

 

[Sassafrass]

I didn't.
I've known you long enough to not consider you even insane. You gone past insane.

How did you go past insane?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By giving it a funny look.

How did you threaten my mum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By bringing up the subject of my mom.

How did you not know I was really your daddy?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you don't even know my name. And you live somewhere in the trees...

How did you sneak that C4 out of the armoury?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a stealthy bastard.

How did you become a bastard?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By putting it in a box.

How did you liberate sunshine?

 

[Sassafrass]

I used a strong and fireproof rope.

How did you find the sun in my basement?