How did you do that?

[Spaghetti]

By sucking their brains out through their ear

How did you dodge that falling meteor?

 

[KiruTheMant]

What falling meteor?

How did you explain where the meteor is-

 

[Neonbob]

I threw it at you.

How did you learn how to read on your own?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I ate a book

How did billy mays dying kill you inside?

 

[Neonbob]

His voice kept a certain part of my soul warm...now it's all cold and shriveled.

How did you eat five pounds of metal?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I'm Wall-e

How did you NOT eat 5 pounds of metal?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't like the taste. I prefer people.

How did you clone a muppet?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Paid Jeff Dunham and gave him the corpse of trash monster and cookie monster

How did I forget the question but see it in time?

 

[Neonbob]

The wonders of the Edit button.

How did you turn a day into night?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By combining the powers of tequila and peyote.

How did you make friends with that rhinoceros?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I Tranqed it and sold it to a happy zoo

How did I make a time paradox without 42?

 

[Ren3004]

I killed time and when it respawned, it touched its own body.



How did you kill time?

 

[Baby Eater]

with a time sword

how did you become the worlds tallest midget?

 

[Neonbob]

I paid someone to classify me as a midget.
Hooray.

How did you make your own battery?

 

[Baby Eater]

with your fingers and copper wire

how did you type without fingers?

 

[Neonbob]

Fanboy made it!

How did you cut the moon in half?

 

[CanOfBeans]

i ask youmu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UGHkBikpY&feature=PlayList&p=3C783F1D8C06CF57&index=25

how did you make a invulnerable soccer ball?

 

[Baby Eater]

by filling it with nitroglycerin WHO WANTS THIS SHIT NOW!?

how did you call football soccer with a straight face?

 

[Neonbob]

I was pretending to be british.

How did you share a hot dog?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Hookers are fairly cheap in Kansas.

How did you ask about my hotdog <.<