How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

with words

how did you kill an ancient egyptian god?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By destroying it's heart and all it's idols.

How did you conquer Egypt?

 

[Ren3004]

With my ARMY OF DOOM[sup]TM[/sup].


How did you get an ARMY OF DOOM[sup]TM[/sup]?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By purchasing it.

How are you an Army of One?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I bought a Swiss Army knife with all of the attachments. ALL OF THEM.

How did you crash into the Eiffel Tower?

 

[Ren3004]

I missed the exit to the Arc of Triumph.


How did you get a pet dinosaur?

 

[Cargando]

[s/]I was re-adjusting my WWI flying goggles, and accidentally crashed my car into it.[/s]
I spliced the DNA of a frog with blood from a fossilized mosquito. I don't know what all the fuss is about, I don't see what could go wrong...

How did you find the secret of eternal happiness?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I checked under the couch cushions.

How did you become the Queen of France?

 

[Ren3004]

Well... it started with a sex change. Are you sure you want to hear any more?


How did you become the Dark Lord?

 

[Cargando]

I simply applied for a desk job at Saurons[sup/]TM[/sup] and worked my way up from there.

How did you eat Isaac Newton?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a knife and fork. He could've used a little more salt.

How did you survive FATAL DIARRHEA?

 

[Ren3004]

With INFALLIBLE MEDICINE.


How did you fail to arrest me?

 

[Cargando]

The handcuffs I was using were a bit sharper than I expected, so when I put them on, they sliced your hands off, letting you run away. But I'll get you when you next visit a hospital!

How did you not let me get you when you went to the hospital?

 

[Ren3004]

I disguised myself as a doctor. Yes, the one you helped.


How did you not recognize me?

 

[Cargando]

You shaved your moustache. And I wasn't wearing my glasses.

How did you get the Doctor's uniform?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, that glorious mustache you grew distracted me so.
I convinced him that being naked was healthier for someone his age.

How did you create such magnificent facial hair over the course of one night?

 

[Cargando]

Viagra, baby. Oh what's that? It doesn't work like that? It does in my reality.

How did you climb that giant ear without a painting?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By giving the cheese-man my left kidney before singing in the walrus's ancient tongue.

How did you manage to fit your entire inventory in one pants pocket?

 

[Neonbob]

A magical storage spell.

How did you grow a beard in three hours?

 

[Ren3004]

Magic.


How did you memorize the phone book?