How did you do that?

Neonbob · Nov 7, 2009

I crammed it in my ear.

How did you not die after falling 5000 feet?

Ren3004 · Nov 7, 2009

I fell on water.

How did you breathe underwater?

Neonbob · Nov 8, 2009

I grew gills.

How did you cut my hair off while I slept?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

With extreme sneakiness.

How did you beat an impossible game?

Neonbob · Nov 8, 2009

I used hax.
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How did you ruin your life?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

I shot myself. Turns out suicide doesn't solve anything.

How did you save the world?

Baby Eater · Nov 8, 2009

with my [HEADING=2] HAPPY TOAST (tm)[/HEADING] anythings possible

how did you repopulate the world after world war 3?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

I cloned myself.

How did you get to Mars?

Baby Eater · Nov 8, 2009

a ladder of ren clones

how did you believe it wasn't butter?

Jaywebbs · Nov 8, 2009

Elementary my Dear Watson!

How did you get out of my basement!

Baby Eater · Nov 8, 2009

you locked it with twizzilers...

how did you learn to tie twizzilers?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

Twizzler school.

How did you hear about my heroic deeds?

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 8, 2009

It was in all the tabloids, along with pictures of you doing very unsanitary things.

How did you survive mercury poisoning?

Baby Eater · Nov 8, 2009

by eating more mercury
how did you steal the lucky charms?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

I maxed out my sneak skill.

How did you stand 5 months of torture?

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 8, 2009

I didn't, I sat.

How did you not see that terrible pun coming?

Baby Eater · Nov 8, 2009

I was doing the torturing

how did you assassinate altiar

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

I made him get all the flags until he died of exhaustion.

How did you find me?

Neonbob · Nov 8, 2009

I shot five hundred rounds into the bushes.
You screamed.

How did you fix your ankle?

Ren3004 · Nov 8, 2009

Duct tape.

How did you find someone who could not be seen?