How did you do that?

[Timotei]

I woke of from my ridiculous dream about a zombie apocalypse.

How did you climb the Empire State building?

 

[Neonbob]

I used very strong suction cups.

How did you alter the rotation of the Earth?

 

[Timotei]

I defied nature.

How did you shit bricks?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By seeing it.

How did you survive watching goatsie?

 

[Ren3004]

I shut down the part of my brain that creates feelings of disgust.


How did you make a new friend?

 

[Neonbob]

I brainwashed them! They love me now!

How did you spend a day?

 

[Timotei]

By [small]masturbating[/small] playing flash games.

What did you do in Soviet Russia?

 

[Ren3004]

In Soviet Russia, stuff did me!


How did you make me laugh?

 

[Timotei]

I showed you Dara O'Briain.

How did you put milk in the bag?

 

[Ren3004]

You don't want to know.


How did you make such a good sandwich?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Crack. It makes any sandwich instantly better.

How did you eat so many of my sandwiches and not become addicted to crack?

 

[Timotei]

Because I'm already addicted to it.

How do you make fuckyeahsium?

 

[Ren3004]

With the secret ingredients.

How did you find the secret ingredients?

 

[ThreeWords]

They can be made form the same elements found in the compound awesome dioxide (AO2), but there is no known way to crack this molecule into it's components

How did I find a lump of awesome dioxide?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You checked under my bed, where I keep all of my excess Awesome.

How did you grow teeth out your eyes?

 

[ThreeWords]

I am a tooth-elemental

[sup]I thought the avatar made that obvious...[/sup]

How did you not know that?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't pay much attention to NINJAS.


How did you bite me?

 

[Timotei]

Because he can.

Why is my history class full of idiots?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Divine punishment for all of those orphans you killed.

How did you kill so many orphans?

 

[Ren3004]

Lots of free time.


How did you burn fire?