How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my tongue. It was quite delicious.

How did make this fantastic marinade?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By asking for it.

How did you celebrate Christmas a month early?

 

[Baby Eater]

by skipping thanksgiving

how did you make yet another perverted answer in the wrong context?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By asking "I did?"

How did you assume I was being perverted?
[sup]What perverted answer?[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

when you said "asking for it"

how did you not you see it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not meaning to be perverted.

How did you take what I said in a perverted way?
[sup]I meant asking like "Hi, Santa. Can I borrow your hat?"[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

because you said that instead of what you meant

how did you expect people wouldn't notice that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not thinking it was a perverted to start with.

How did you take it in that sort of context?

 

[Baby Eater]

whenever we talk I try to find something perverted from you

how did you worship your [HEADING=2] TOAST GOD[/HEADING] today?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. My God likes toast, but is not made of toast.

How did you fire mistletoe at me?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't, for [HEADING=2]PANCAKES[/HEADING] will always be better.
I used my Mistle-Toe-Cannon (Pat. Pend.).

How did you rise to the heights of divinity?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my many followers

how did you become such a TRAITOR!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shouting "Betraying is for cool people!"

How did you write a book called "Traitor?!"

 

[Baby Eater]

his will is strong. get the mind butter!

how did you become the priest of toast-ism?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By flattering the toast god.

How did you destroy my village.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I accidentally dropped my economy sized bottle of lube and the resulting earthquake was quite disastrous.

How did you make me drop my economy sized bottle of lube?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my toasty powers

[HEADING=2] I saw you useing margarine! [/HEADING]

how did you survive the butter flood?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a fat man as a shield.

How did you solve world hunger?