How did you do that?

[COR 2000]

Have the boss think about the game. He'll instantly lose it.

How did you beat him at his own game?
*Points to badge*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By outsmarting him.

How did you earn that badge?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

By getting 100% on Yahtzee's quiz

Why do you want to know?

 

[therealsomeguy]

to learn how to stop being ninja'd

How did you afford it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being rich.

How did you go broke?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Smashed in a trash compactor

Why are you middle class?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I am not poor nor rich.

Why do you live in an empty mansion with a box as a bed?

 

[therealsomeguy]

its a tax dodge

How did the last 2 people get away with not asking a how did you question?...dissapointing

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, no one called them on their failure.

How did you avoid pointing out their failure?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

because I was blind to my own mistake

How did you stop from messing up?

 

[therealsomeguy]

A carrot on a stick.

What smells like burning?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Your guitar, from you shredding so hard.

How did you make the mistake of not asking a "How did you..." question?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I did?

How did a medic sap my Sandvich?

 

[Timotei]

He was in ur lunchbox, eatin ur foodz.

How did you kill Bobby Kotick. (please be gruesome)

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped his head off and shoved it into his rectum.
Good enough for ya?

How did you fit a dinosaur onto a sandwich?

 

[KillerH]

By slicing it really thin.

How did you not get interrupted by Kayne West?

 

[Timotei]

I had a security check for gay fish at the door.

Why did you get interrupted by Kayne West?

 

[Neonbob]

I stopped talking for three seconds.
Don't worry. He won't be walking for a while.
I shove a mic stand up his ass.

How did you fill the septic tank in a day?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Bean burritos and black coffee.

How did you empty the septic tank in a day?

 

[Timotei]

I blew it up.

How did you clean up the mess from the septic tank?