How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I knew all the answers.


How did you grow wings?

 

[Neonbob]

I injected myself with Dove DNA.
Shoulda made some changes to it...

How did you survive me ripping out your heart?

 

[Ren3004]

I had a second heart.


How did you miss my second heart?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't expect you to have one...

How did your brain come out of your hair?

 

[Ren3004]

Centrifugal force.


How did you survive the fire?

 

[KiruTheMant]

The Pyro lent me his Asbestos suit and.....Rolled around in the fire.He's still alive

How did I pick my first TF2 character with a 93 sided dice

 

[Ren3004]

I honestly don't know.


How did you disappear?

 

[Neonbob]

Imma ninja.

How did you sew your feet together?

 

[Ren3004]

With thread and needle. Duh!


How did you remove your windpipe?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Falcon Punch to the throat!

How did you get over AIDS?

 

[Ren3004]

I beat it out of my system.


How did you become Iron Man?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I walked over a deaf person laying ont the ground (get it? Hearing "Aids!" hahahahaha... why is everyone sighing?). damn...

I know a guy...

How did you get a prime-time talk show?

 

[Ren3004]

I punched convinced the TV execs.


How did you ninja a ninja?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By freezing time.

How did you unfreeze time?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I used a heater.

How did you ace that True/False test when all you wrote was "24"?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By invoking the power of EL DIABLO before I took the exam.

How did you punch The Queen of England in the face and get away with it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ninja.

How did you see me if I'm a ninja?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you are wearing a bright orange shirt in the middle of a field of snow.

How did you cure malaria?

 

[Pm0n3y]

With AIDS. Turns out, they end up counteracting each other, destroying both viruses and actually making the host more immune to sicknesses, injuries, and death. In a sense, it makes them... practically IMMORTAL!

[sup]Wouldn't it be cool if that could actually happen?[/sup]

How did you get that Multi-Million dollar movie deal?!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By writing a script about you curing malaria with AIDS.

[sup]Impossible, but yeah, that would be awesome.[/sup]

How did you successfully travel through space and time?