How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Numa Numa is awesome.
And I kicked the last guy who tried it in the face.

How did you get a free ice cream cone?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I punched a young child and ran off.Then I punched an ice cream vender and ran off,then I picked one up someone left on a bench,related?unlikely

How did you escape candlejacks wrat

 

[Baby Eater]

by not reviving an old meme

[small] never gonna give you up,desu chuck norris [/small]

 

[Timotei]

Never gonna let you down, boku, Bruce lee

How did you "accidentally the economy"

 

[Baby Eater]

by saying woops and hitting a button

how did you find proper grammar on 4chan?

 

[Timotei]

By spoking correctly desu ka.

How did you get elected mayor?

 

[Baby Eater]

alot of money

how did you skinny dip in lava?

 

[Neonbob]

It was a dare. And I'm not doin it ever again.

How did you get an interview on CNN?

 

[Sassafrass]

By rigging said election. With explosives. I was your partner, you don't remember?

How did you get ninja'd by 3 minutes?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't refresh the page...

How did you execute three hundred people in that time?

 

[Sassafrass]

By buying a M-16, and going to a bar.

How did you get so buff?

 

[Baby Eater]

snorting crack before a warm up

how did you repopulate the dodo species?

 

[Sassafrass]

By cloning Paris Hilton.
Ba bum TISH!

How did I ninja you by 2 minutes?

 

[Baby Eater]

time machine malfunction

how did you break my time machine?

 

[Sassafrass]

A brick and a cow.

How did I factor a cow into breaking something?

 

[Baby Eater]

by einsteins theory of cow smashing

how did you lift up a cow

 

[Sassafrass]

By taking 90 buckets filled with steroids.

How did you keep me alive after my steroid OD?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit your chest until your heart restarted.
oh yeah.

How did you get five hundred gigs of data onto a three gig flash drive?

 

[Baby Eater]

by giving your flash drive more steroids (you have alot of porn o.o)

how did you fit through the door?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke it.
So I didn't really fit...

How did you fling a cat over the moon?