How did you do that?

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I kicked its kittens into a fiery oil barrel, and it saved them before charging me.

How did you toast both sides so evenly?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I cobbled it together with intestines and methane. I'm handy.

How did you shoot a tea bag through a wall?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I worked out for an entire year. And then got them replaced.

How did you get an infection from cardboard?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Trust me, you don't wanna know.


How did you stand that mental picture without throwing up?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I made it. And my mind is made of stern stuff!

How did you play a game for seven hours without getting bored?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I started worshiping the water.


How did you doubt the majesty of water?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I chose Uwe Boll as the director.


How did you beat Uwe Boll in a boxing match?