How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I just kept hitting him...with a steel pipe.

How did you get a bruise three feet wide?

 

[Ren3004]

I got hit with a steel pipe repeatedly.


How did you get people to shut up about violent games?

 

[Sick boy]

I slayed Jack Thompson with my minigun and gta driving skills

How did you eat an entire live horse?

 

[Ren3004]

I was hungry. Really hungry.


How did you sneak up behind me?

 

[Neonbob]

Imma ninja. Shhhh.

How did you lock yourself in your own room?

 

[Ren3004]

I closed the door from the inside and swallowed the key.


How did you get the key back?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched through your gut and grabbed it.

How did you destroy my shadow?

 

[Baby Eater]

I had a flashlight

how did you worship your [HEADING=2] TOAST[/HEADING] god today?

 

[KiruTheMant]

By eating him,with jam.BLUEBERRY JAM!

How did you use a bat on Uwe Boll,a wooden,a steel with barbed wire,or a shotgun with (BAT) Written on it?

 

[Baby Eater]

by pulling the bat trigger

edith fuck I need a question!

how did you make me forget?

 

[KiruTheMant]

My power is contagious.

edit : Crikey,So did I.

How did you spread your disease <.<

 

[Neonbob]

I sneezed in an A/C vent.

How did you listen to an album that was never made?

 

[Baby Eater]

by being that awesome

how did you save the whales?

 

[Neonbob]

I sent them to a better place.

How did you get your mouth to open so wide?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a snake.

How did you notice I was a snake?

 

[Baby Eater]

by getting ninja'd
how did you get the neo badge?

 

[Neonbob]

I behaved well for all of my posts.

How did you run into a wall?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my feet

how did you take away my feet?

 

[Neonbob]

A machete.
I love those pieces of metal.

How did you get bacon plants?

 

[therealsomeguy]

A combination of radioactibe sludge, a pig and a venus fly trap

How did you the moon get up to the sky