How did you do that?

[Timotei]

I introduced it to GLaDOS.

How do I come up with a stupid question?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Take a hit of acid and ram your head into the wall until the thoughts start flowing like water.

How do I stop my brain from leaking out of my ears and being eaten by the possessed kittens?

 

[Timotei]

You don't season you brain with cat nip.

How do you make catnip?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You don't. Catnip makes YOU.

How did you change the question format?

 

[Timotei]

I'm in Soviet Russia.

How did THE GAME lose you?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I fell out of its pocket.

How did you not repair the THE GAME's pocket properly?

 

[Timotei]

Used the money I got from winning THE GAME to pay pay for repairs.

How did you fix THE GAME?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't. I just left it broken and withered in a ditch.

How did you survive arsenic poisoning?

 

[Pm0n3y]

By not thinking about it.

How did you win THE GAME?

 

[Timotei]

I beat Cho's record.

How did you run 35 miles?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I have absolutely no idea how I did that.

How did you make me fail?

 

[Timotei]

I stole it off your sister.

How did you close the pool?

 

[Timotei]

Patience, my good man, patience. AND A ROFLCOPTER!

How did you win the hot dog eating contest?

 

[KenzS]

no gag reflex.

How did you break your sphincter?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Hot dog eating contest.

How did you win the hot dog eating contest?

 

[Timotei]

Hot dog eating contest.

How did the hot dog eating contest hot dog the hot dog eating contest?

 

[KenzS]

Hot dog eating contest.

How did this happen!?

 

[Timotei]

Hot dog eating contest.

When will we stop posting "Hot dog eating contest"?

 

[KiruTheMant]

When a hot dog eating contest ends

How did Batman lose to spongebob?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Hot dog eating contest. It was a contest for worst character ever.

How did you spray paint your sheep?