How did you do that?

[Ethereal.Frog]

Very carefully.

How did you do a gainer backflip?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Easy, stunt doubles.

How did you pick up that car with no help at all?

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

It's all in the wrist.

How do you procure a stunt double?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I put them in mah BELLY!

How did you recover from that head injury?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Injure it again. Double negatives.

How did you eat that sandvich in one bite?

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

It's all in the jaw, contrary to popular belief.

How did you beat Chapter 30 of Fire Emblem 7 without anyone dying on the way to it or during it?

 

[Metric Monkey]

By getting "Fire Emblem 7 for dummies".

How did you get so muscular in the span of two days?

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Dynamic stretching, 20-30 sit-ups, 10+ pushups and 20-30 unweighted squats each day.

How do you get addicted to coffee? (It tastes VILE!)

 

[irishdelinquent]

By using crystal meth instead of sugar...it peaks the flavour.

How do you get the voices in your head to stop suggesting bad things?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Three words: Stimpaks and Deathclaws.

How did you get set on fire?

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Hammer and some nails.

How do you teach your friends proper grammar?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By smacking them with Paradise Lost until they get it right.

How did you escape Pandemonium?

 

[Magnatek]

By following the blue teleporters.

How did you deduce that the answer was not 42, but in fact, 67?

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I didn't.

How did you actually finish reading The Fountainhead?

 

[Becoming Insane]

I ascended.

How did you find the hidden treasure?