How did you do that?

[Sam G]

Taped my eyes shut.

How did you kill a pack of wolves with your bare hands?

 

[Ren3004]

Let me introduce you to my hands: this is Murder and this one is Butcher


How did you get a cool hat?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I stole it from the Tomb of Winston Churchill.

How did you survive the 1,000 foot drop?

 

[Ren3004]

I put a mattress in the bottom.


How did you find the Lost Ark?

 

[COR 2000]

I followed Jonesy-Boy.

How did you melt down Adamantium to a liquid?

 

[Ren3004]

By greatly decreasing pressure.


How did you summon the Kraken?

 

[Sam G]

With many flamboyant hand signs and much cutting of myself.

How did you know he was a fake?

 

[BakaMick]

[small]By standing on the edge of the ocean and playing the bag-pipes, dont ask me why it works it just does. [/small]

[Edit] Ah, damit

Using ultra-violet light

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...you did it wrong.[/sup]
Probably. It depends on your acceleration upon reaching the core, and your temperature because heat rises.

How did you make that mistake despite my clear example?

 

[BakaMick]

By the time I typed mine and pressed "Post" someone else had posted something.

How fast is very fast?

 

[Sam G]

Pretty darn fast.

How did you befriend a bear?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked him "Do you want to be my friend?"


How did you kill a bear with your bare [sub]hur hur[/sub] hands?

 

[Sam G]

Heh heh... Bare hands...

How will the public respond to my not properly answering the question, and just snickering like a retard?

 

[Ren3004]

See the mob outside your door holding torches and pitchforks? There's your answer!!!


How do you plan to escape the mob?

 

[badgersprite]

Mob train them onto a party of noobs, of course.

How do you say, 'I love you'?

 

[Raven's Nest]

With a really big juciy cheeseburger

How do I find out where that hot chick went?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Restraining order? I see no restraining order here. Just some smoldering cinders in the fireplace.

How do I get some fajitas right this very second?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You don't.

How did you ride that nuke and still survive?