How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I stole an election and shot all dissenters.

How did you make your own website?

 

[Ren3004]

With Paint. What do you mean, "that's not enough"?

How did you rescue the princess?

 

[Amzer]

I used my magic to teleport her to me, and ultimately win after beginning said journey 5 seconds ago.

How did you live through the crash?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm immortal.


How did you conquer the world?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

With an army of ferrets and bunnies.

How did you not resist my army?

 

[Baby Eater]

by getting ninja'd

how did you ninja me?

 

[Amzer]

By posting before you.

How did you see the future of flying pigs?

 

[Baby Eater]

by doing extensive catapult related studies

how did you get hit by a flying pig?

 

[Amzer]

I didn't. It hit me and then turned to pork because I am that awesome.

How did you get some of my pork?

 

[Baby Eater]

by following the pig

how did you kill the godfather?

 

[Amzer]

I snapped my fingers.

How did you survive the sonic boom that was me snapping?

 

[Neonbob]

I outran it.

How did you consume a forest fire?

 

[Amzer]

I inhaled.

How did life screw you over?

 

[Neonbob]

It gave me diabetes.

How did you kill David Blaine?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was easy. I called him a faker. He did the rest.

How did you fix my country's energy crisis?

 

[Neonbob]

I put in five hundred nuclear plants.
Win for me!

How did you get a fox to run into your net?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Neonbob]

I hang out with Portal too much...

How did you not hear about my murders?