How did you do that?

[XIII's Number XIV]

Anti-gravity boots.

How did you touch the sky?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hand.


How did you steal my brain?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know.


How did you get carried away?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I poured Tobasco sauce on an ant hill. Turns out it makes them really hyper.

How did you eat that octopus without choking?

 

[Ren3004]

It was dead.


How did you eat a live bear?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I killed it.

How did you avoid the spikes?

 

[Ren3004]

They were 2 inch long. I jumped.


How did you think that 2 inch long spikes would kill me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are so very short, I just assumed they were long enough.

How did you get so short?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn't eat my vegetables.

How did you get so thin?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a really high metabolism.
Not eating for a day made me lost tons of weight.

How did you squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked the Hulk for help.


How did you get the Hulk to obey you?

 

[COR 2000]

Simple: promise him that he gets to smash stuff. If that fails, tell him that broccoli helps in returning him to normal and that he'll receive broccoli as a reward for helping you. What he doesn't know is that all broccoli does is make him greener and healthier, Muwahahahahaha!

Curses, how did you lure him away?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I bribed him with the "cure".

Is that the Juggernaut behind you?

[small] EDIT: Ninja'd, but still works [/small]

 

[COR 2000]

No, no, that's a Juggernaut artillery walker, completely different thing.

How did you do that?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I already killed him.
I tricked him into stopping and then teleported him into the sun.
By taking my knowledge of this and applying it.

How did you format your CD without putting it in the drive?

 

[Ren3004]

I scratched it.

How did you get here so fast?

 

[Neonbob]

I opened a portal.

How did you visit your mother's house and not go crazy?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

What are you talking about? I live with her and I still go crazy every day!

[small] I'm still in high school, so yeah. [/small]

How did you find the lost treasure?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked Indiana Jones.


How did you become President?