How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I didn't eat my vegetables.

How did you get so thin?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a really high metabolism.
Not eating for a day made me lost tons of weight.

How did you squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked the Hulk for help.


How did you get the Hulk to obey you?

 

[COR 2000]

Simple: promise him that he gets to smash stuff. If that fails, tell him that broccoli helps in returning him to normal and that he'll receive broccoli as a reward for helping you. What he doesn't know is that all broccoli does is make him greener and healthier, Muwahahahahaha!

Curses, how did you lure him away?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I bribed him with the "cure".

Is that the Juggernaut behind you?

[small] EDIT: Ninja'd, but still works [/small]

 

[COR 2000]

No, no, that's a Juggernaut artillery walker, completely different thing.

How did you do that?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I already killed him.
I tricked him into stopping and then teleported him into the sun.
By taking my knowledge of this and applying it.

How did you format your CD without putting it in the drive?

 

[Ren3004]

I scratched it.

How did you get here so fast?

 

[Neonbob]

I opened a portal.

How did you visit your mother's house and not go crazy?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

What are you talking about? I live with her and I still go crazy every day!

[small] I'm still in high school, so yeah. [/small]

How did you find the lost treasure?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked Indiana Jones.


How did you become President?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole an election and shot all dissenters.

How did you make your own website?

 

[Ren3004]

With Paint. What do you mean, "that's not enough"?

How did you rescue the princess?

 

[Amzer]

I used my magic to teleport her to me, and ultimately win after beginning said journey 5 seconds ago.

How did you live through the crash?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm immortal.


How did you conquer the world?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

With an army of ferrets and bunnies.

How did you not resist my army?

 

[Baby Eater]

by getting ninja'd

how did you ninja me?

 

[Amzer]

By posting before you.

How did you see the future of flying pigs?

 

[Baby Eater]

by doing extensive catapult related studies

how did you get hit by a flying pig?

 

[Amzer]

I didn't. It hit me and then turned to pork because I am that awesome.

How did you get some of my pork?