How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I asked lots of people in a very persuasive way.

How did you mine uranium from your house?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By moving to another and sending digging teams.

How did you make the world stop spinning?

 

[Neonbob]

Giant rocket engines.
hah! Now we're fucked!

How did you destabilize the sun?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By giving it a funny look.

How did you make my Japanese Water Lilly shrivel up?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By airdropping it into the Mojave desert.

How did you make this bleach taste delicious?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa. (You can do anything with sufficient chutzpa)

How did you pay for that?

 

[Sassafrass]

I stole all the Escapists wallets.

How did you get your hair so smooth?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You'd be surprised what you can do with the grease from kitten squeezings.

How did you not fill your quota on kitten squeezings today?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed James Bond and used his blood as shampoo.
was too busy strangling children.

How did you set up a new game of pool so quickly?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm magic...and a little creepy.

How did you make act so weird?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By using bad grammar.

How did you not catch your grammatical error?

 

[Sassafrass]

I was busy drugging Empireth as you damn well know.

How did you let him escape?

 

[Empireth]

By not realizing that bitchslapping was a side effect of tranquilizer. As you have discovered.

How did you let the glaciers melt?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I enjoyed watching them do so. Hell, I even joined in with a flame thrower.

How did you break the laws of physics by making a candle all watery?

 

[Empireth]

I am a magical god, which Goat has already learned... Things do as I say.

How did you keep me on the Escapist for five hours when I should have done my schoolwork?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By being incredibly entertaining and wacky.

How did you manage to distract me from the reading I should be doing?

 

[Empireth]

By being incredibly entertaining and sleep-deprived.

How did you manage to stay up so late last night?

 

[nastar]

i had a LOT of sugar.

How did you install warcraft 3 illegally

 

[likalaruku]

With Bittorrent, of course.

How did you squeeze into that Maralyn Monroe costume?

 

[Ren3004]

Hormones... Lots of hormones.



How did you know about my cross-dressing habits?