How did you do that?

[Sassafrass]

Looking up pr0n. How else?

How did YOU spend the time?

 

[Empireth]

Learning my lines for a play I'm in... (what? I'm productive... And the Escapist wasn't there to distract me.)

How did you feel after getting three hours of sleep (at any point in time)?

 

[Sassafrass]

I watch you at night.

How did you wake up after just 2 hours of me watching you sleep?

 

[Sassafrass]

By being exceptionally creepy and practising every night on chickens.

How did you get the TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I have ways and means you piece of s...Oh, wrong place for that quote.
Just ways and means.

How did you get fooled so easily?

 

[Sassafrass]

When I lose all interest in you.

How did you become so sensitive?

 

[Ren3004]

Google.


How did you find out the last digit of pi?

 

[Ren3004]

The Force didn't want to become one with me.


How did you kill me if you were a ghost?

 

[Ren3004]

I read the book of the dead.


How did you miss the pentagram?
[sub]Cool, that's the second time I do that.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because of bad spelling.

How did you misspell "the?"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being Lord of Thieves.

How did you become the Grey Fox?

 

[Ren3004]

I painted myself in gray. I was already a fox.

How did you get C4?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

bought it at target

How did you fly

 

[Ren3004]

On a plane.


How did you learn to breathe underwater?

 

[scatmanfan]

With a periscope!

How did you not die?

 

[Ren3004]

I punched death in the face.


How did you punch death and get away with it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By having death defying gloves.

How did you make my gloves attack me?

 

[Ren3004]

I put my hands inside them.


How did you get a medical degree in 5 minutes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a genius.

How did you make half the world blow up?

 

[Sassafrass]

I pressed the shiny pink button.

How did you make me go to sleep early?