How did you do that?

[likalaruku]

By sticking my foot in it's proverbial door.

How did you bake four & twenty blackbirds into a pie without killing them?

 

[Ren3004]

They were already dead.


How did you turn me into an unstoppable killing machine?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I put you in a robot

How do you keep posting one before me in a thread?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm that good.


How did you call an army of clone troopers?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I FUUUUUUCK IM ANGRY FOR NO REASON IM HAVING A MOOOOOOD SWING. Please don't report mer for that.

How did Mall fight start?

 

[Ren3004]

The clerk wouldn't give me a discount.


How did you finish the Mall Fight?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I get sucked back to Kamino.

Why are you from Portugal?

 

[Ren3004]

Because there's a secret weapon here that will let me RULE THE WORLD *evil laugh*.


How did you forget to put an interrogation mark?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. It was just invisible.

How did you scan my suitcase?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hands.


How did you escape from the aliens who abducted you?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I offered them space in Area 51.

How did you do it like they do on the discovery channel?

How did you get that pot o' gold?

 

[Baby Eater]

by choking a irish midget

how did you find the square root of pi?

 

[SteakHeart]

I used Quantum theory, and a glass of lemonade.

How did you not feel awed by the new Prince of Persia movie trailer?

 

[Baby Eater]

video game movies usually suck

how did you get more excited about the pop movie than the god of war movie?

 

[SteakHeart]

There's a God of War movie?

How did you find out where Atlantis is?

 

[Baby Eater]

i am psycho mantis! the trippiest 4th wall breaker ever!

how did you break the first wall?

 

[Baby Eater]

by getting rid of my vietnam flashbacks and drug habits

how did you parallel park the titanic

 

[badgersprite]

It was easy. Thanks to its natural buoyancy, the top half went down perfectly parallel to the bottom half. ^ ^

How did you find Amelia Earhart?

 

[badgersprite]

It came naturally after decades of evolution. =3

How did you know what it sounds like when doves cry?

 

[Neonbob]

I tried juggling angry crabs with chainsaw pincers.

How did you lock yourself out of your mind?