How did you do that?

[Timotei]

My new CD "Niggas, guns, hoes, drugs, pimps and blingbling" went double platinum.

How did you cross the english channel?

 

[Neonbob]

I jumped. I'm awesome like that you know.

How did you type my essay for me in half a minute?

 

[Timotei]

I used ZA WARUDO.

How did you refuse the Don's offer?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it was because it was spicy.......................no thanks
how did you actually stay awake for that 6 hour long lecture on paperclips?

 

[Timotei]

I snorted coke before the lecture.

How did you find waldo?

 

[Neonbob]

I covered him in fluorescent paint the last time I found him.

How did you fit an arm in a mailbox?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Real easy once you seperate it from the shoulder and cut it in half.

How did you get florencent blue blood?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I ate a blowfish that was stuffed with Lots of Pepsi blue

How did you puke and attract zombies?

 

[Neonbob]

Imma Boomer. Woohoo!

How did you cover a car in aluminum foil?

 

[Timotei]

My arm is made of mail.

How did you become an hero.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I saved a kitty.

How did you Numa Numa without getting beaten up?

 

[Neonbob]

Numa Numa is awesome.
And I kicked the last guy who tried it in the face.

How did you get a free ice cream cone?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I punched a young child and ran off.Then I punched an ice cream vender and ran off,then I picked one up someone left on a bench,related?unlikely

How did you escape candlejacks wrat

 

[Baby Eater]

by not reviving an old meme

[small] never gonna give you up,desu chuck norris [/small]

 

[Timotei]

Never gonna let you down, boku, Bruce lee

How did you "accidentally the economy"

 

[Baby Eater]

by saying woops and hitting a button

how did you find proper grammar on 4chan?

 

[Timotei]

By spoking correctly desu ka.

How did you get elected mayor?

 

[Baby Eater]

alot of money

how did you skinny dip in lava?

 

[Neonbob]

It was a dare. And I'm not doin it ever again.

How did you get an interview on CNN?

 

[Sassafrass]

By rigging said election. With explosives. I was your partner, you don't remember?

How did you get ninja'd by 3 minutes?