How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I hired a bunch of Mexicans.

How did you sew all of my underwear into a flag?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I used the force

How did you steal all my fruit loops!?!

 

[Neonbob]

I beat you in the head with a box of Coco Puffs and ran off with your Loops!
Muahaha!

How did you locate the lost city of Beautiful Women?

 

[Timotei]

I check Mapquest.

How did you cause WTC?

 

[Neonbob]

I...watered the cactus?
I don't really know...I'm going to blame sleepwalking.

How did you sink an iceberg?

 

[KiruTheMant]

14 Paperclips and and Paperclip Hammer to the side

How did you celebrate my birthday

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By hitting you in the face with a burning cake.

How did you survive the burning cake?

 

[Pimppeter2]

By getting you really drunk and hooking you up with my Janitor!

How did you make the coffee?

 

[Timotei]

I put laxatives in your cake.

How did you become The One?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I ate Neo

How did all 3 of you Ninja each other?
At least I hope he got ninja'd at Pimp <.<

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't look at who else posted.

How did you earn a page?

 

[KiruTheMant]

By workingg 3 weeks at a bookstore.

How did I sketch Fish?

 

[Timotei]

Your name is Welkin.

Why did I arrest you?

 

[Neonbob]

I...killed an old lady in front of you?

How did you make me smile?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I handed you several nukes, pointed you towards the ocean, and patted you on the shoulder while saying: "Do what comes natural. Follow your destiny. You know what to do."

How did i jump off that building...and survive?

 

[Ren3004]

You jumped into water.


How did you free yourself from those handcuffs?

 

[wolfy098]

I made my body tense when you put them on then relaxed thus my hands hands slipped through

How did you not know how to escape handcuffs?

 

[Ren3004]

I had more important things to do.


How did you make gold?

 

[Timotei]

I mixed lead with concentrated win.

How did you make silver?

 

[Pm0n3y]

With alchemy of course.
[sup] Wait a minute...[/sup]

How did you ace that test?!