How did you do that?

[XIII's Number XIV]

Patience. And a huge supply of flour, eggs, and dynamite.

How did you not explode?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm invulnerable.


How did you become invulnerable?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I drank the blood of Chuck Norris under a full moon whilst dancing in a tub of goldfish

How did you not realise that?

 

[Ren3004]

I've been out of the Internet for a while.


How did you not realize that?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

...I've been out of the Internet for a while.

How did you get that elephant?

 

[therealsomeguy]

E-Bay

How did you not know that The Jonas Brothers have an evil lair underneath New Zealand where they plan to invade an small island in the pacific ocean, as it says on Wikipedia?

 

[hopeneverdies]

Because I just now made it that way on Wikipedia to frame them for crimes they will commit at some point.

How did you get my elephant back? And where are the other 27?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

My stomach.

...where's Steve?

 

[hopeneverdies]

In your car leaving the driveway.

How did you not notice him?

 

[Neonbob]

I really focus when I'm driving.

How did you make an entire battalion invisible?

 

[hopeneverdies]

Macro film suits, my friend.

How did you get through all of my security?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you know?

 

[Neonbob]

It's what you always say! And I'm telepathic.
That helps.

How did you throw a boulder over that mountain range?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I used [HEADING=2]The Power Fuckin Cosmic.[/HEADING]

how'd you do that?!

 

[Neonbob]

I punched it, and it flew into Nebraska.
Oh yeah.

How did you give the Watcher a black eye?

 

[Baby Eater]

by eating a pen

how did you survive ingesting so much ink?

 

[Baby Eater]

by resisting really hard

how did you just make more people wanna make funbag jokes?

 

[Baby Eater]

by accidentally wearing a jacket inside out

how did you answer this question:
If a train leaves london going at 70 mph and another leaves the sun at over 9000 mph,what color is my underwear?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

by looking in your drawer

when did that "religion and politics" forum come up?

 

[Ren3004]

I came in.


How did you find your lost wallet?