How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

by eating a pen

how did you survive ingesting so much ink?

 

[Baby Eater]

by resisting really hard

how did you just make more people wanna make funbag jokes?

 

[Baby Eater]

by accidentally wearing a jacket inside out

how did you answer this question:
If a train leaves london going at 70 mph and another leaves the sun at over 9000 mph,what color is my underwear?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

by looking in your drawer

when did that "religion and politics" forum come up?

 

[Ren3004]

I came in.


How did you find your lost wallet?

 

[Neonbob]

I put a tracer beacon on it.
It's never lost now!

How did you kill the Overlord?

 

[Ren3004]

With my fists.


How did you kill me?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed you five hundred times.
In the face.

How did you skip all your classes today?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I was sick.

How did you get so many posts?

 

[Ren3004]

I skipped classes today.


How did you turn the Moon into cheese?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a giant transmogrification ray!
It's handy.

How did you get a statue made in three hours?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a cheese statue.


How did you steal all my socks?

 

[Neonbob]

I snuck in while you slept and took them out of your drawer.

How did you get into the social circle?

 

[Ren3004]

I bought my way in.


How did you sleep for 2 days straight?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I stayed up for 2 days straight.

How did you climb that building using your hands?

 

[Ren3004]

I was holding a rope in my hands.


How did you burn yourself with water?

 

[Neonbob]

I have really strong fingers. I pushed them into the outer wall and made my own hand holds.
It was blessed...damn priests.

How did you hover in midair?