How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I smashed it with a hammer until it fit.
It's a good thing I used your toaster though because that melted plastic smell is terrible.

How did you survive the Amityville Horror?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I moved to Elm Street.

How did you make it worse?

 

[Tiny116]

I threw in Jason to make things interesting (I love that film)

How did you live to see another day?

 

[darth jacen]

Because I'm a sith, we never die...

How did you watch all 6 star wars and 3 Lord of the Rings in one sitting without needing to pee?

 

[LeonLethality]

I went before I watched...

How did you escape my basement?

 

[darth jacen]

You left the door open silly

How did you gnaw off your arm without any teeth?

@LL: new negative version of your avi? Very nice

 

[LeonLethality]

Years of gumming will get the job done

How did you destroy the indestructible wall?

@jacen: Yeah I have a tendency to negative images.

 

[Tiny116]

I looded the foundations, it fell over!

How did you abduct an Alien?

 

[LeonLethality]

Rohypnol and my basement

How did you break my window?

 

[darth jacen]

I let Kratos loose on it

How did you kill all your sims?

 

[Tiny116]

the old fashioned way, made them go swimming and sold the ladder mwahahahaha

How did you defeat Doomsday?

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped him apart from the inside out, rendering his infamous durability useless.

How did you grow a third eye?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Became a sorcerer

How did you make people like The Star Wars prequels

 

[Neonbob]

Brainwashing, and I also had them watch the Disney channel for hours beforehand.

How did you become an invisible ninja?

 

[darth jacen]

I drank the wrong serum thinking it was the one to take me down the rabbit hole again...

How did you define Frabjous day?

 

[Neonbob]

I made something that was so cool that it made the rest of the day incredible. That kind of day needed to be defined, so...I did.

How did you slip into a nuclear sub?

 

[LeonLethality]

I can hold my breath for a long time. and a crowbar helped.

How did you hijack that airplane?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a remote control override. And then I flew the thing from my seat! It was great.

How did you get me to stop my conquest?

 

[LeonLethality]

I bribed you with bacon.

How did you build a secret underground tunnel from your house to the escapist?

 

[Neonbob]

Years of digging with a spoon.
You know they keep me in the basement, right?

THIS USER IS MERELY JOKING. HA. HA. HA.

How did you deny the existence of your nose?