How did you have sex?

quiet_samurai

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The last time?

I was at a party at my friends house, me and this nice young lady were the last two awake. We were talking in the kitchen and she kept inching closer and closer to me, then started making contact by grabbing my arm, touching my chest and laughing...etc. I knew what was going on, but didn't do anything at first, just stood there talking to her not responding in any physical way. Finally after about twenty minutes of chatting and her discouragement was rising due to my lack of response she said something like...."Oh I think everyone is passed out or gone, what do you want to do?" I then reached out and grabbed her by her annoyingly large belt buckle and just started kissing her. Eventually we found an empty room.... which happened to be my friend's roommate's bedroom, and did the deed in there.

Good times, but nothing really special. My buddies GF made a bigger deal about it then me or anyone else, since it was her college classmate.
 

tthor

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it was with my ex girlfriend, and frankly it would have been more difficult keeping her off me than convincing her, she was a bit of a nymphomaniac..
 

HandsomeZer0

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Someone I met on myspace (back when it was still relevant) and behind her bedroom door.. while it was open... and her parents were five meters away.. It was awkward as fuck.
 

JoesshittyOs

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I have a feeling this thread is much more interesting to us virgins than it is to people who've had sex.

Anyways, I'm a virgin, but I'm 19 and I'm beginning to feel the social pressure. I keep telling myself that I shouldn't care, but I'm getting extremely interested in it.

As for why it's never happened, I couldn't tell you. I don't consider myself an unattractive guy, but the situations and girls I get involve with all seemed to be either abstinent, or extremely awkward around sex stuff. There's been a few times when I could have insisted and it would have happened, but the thought of having sex with a disinterested person with second thoughts puts me off very quick.

I've done other (fun) stuff, and realized that they were a lot more fun than people make them out to be. So yeah, very interested about it.
 

TomLikesGuitar

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CODE-D said:
How did you have sex your first couple of times?
By which I mean how did you convince another person to do the do with you.
Were you boyfriend/girlfriend? howd you meet? howd you get close enough to permit the act? how long were you together before?
Share your experience with someone who has none wont you?
The first time was with a girl who I'd been hooking up with for a long time. One day I brought up sex and she said she'd never do it with a guy she wasn't dating.

So we started dating and fucked in her SUV in a park lol.

I assume you're asking because you're worried about your first time, or think you've passed the age that you "should" have had sex. The only advice I can give (it still works for me, at least) is to ALWAYS look/smell your best, and constantly do things to better yourself.

You could be 400 lbs and a garbage man, but if you do your best to get in shape and get a better job, the other gender will take notice soon enough. Women are VERY attracted to motivated men. And worst case scenario is you being in shape and having a better job, in which case, who gives a fuck if you're getting laid.

So yeah... I went on a tangent, but the main point is sex just happens. And if you really want it ASAP, there's NO shame in paying for it... no matter what anyone says.
 

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my first kiss, more than a kiss, and first time having sex were all with the same guy but on seperate ocasions about 3-4 months apart, the kiss was at a party and then the other 2 wer one night stands :p
 

AngloDoom

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Er, first time I did the deed with someone, it was in a a canal-boat >.>

She was my girlfriend at the time and we have been going out perhaps six months or so, I believe. We'd been doing foreplay before then but never actually had sex. It was the first time we got to sleep in a double-bed as a couple and she pulled me close, felt me against her, and then we were doing the usual things in bed but decided to take it further.

Thanks to proximity of parents, the fact that we were inexperienced, and the fact that we didn't want to stop even when we got it wrong out of sheer embarrassment, it was as painful as it was pleasurable for the most part, for both parties.
 

Rheinmetall

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We had an affair for some days, or a couple of weeks, I don't quite remember, and it came very naturally as soon as we found a private place to do it.
 

Soxafloppin

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I was really drunk, Before I really thought about it it was already in about 5 minutes and I was like "cool, sex".
 

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[uhm well, i got my pants of, she her skirt, then the underwear, and then we followed anatomy's dictate by...
...ah, why don't you tell me to read the whole thing FIRST, THEN post]


we were together, as in gf/bf, and she kind of didn't let any room for questions about what she intended one evening we were cuddling (initially, that is ^^ ).

actually, *she* waited for *me* to want "it" too (if she had called the shots we would've done "it" the first evening we met. she enjoyed sex far more than i did. damn, girl was... exhausting ^^)
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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I lost my virginity to my long term boyfriend. He said that if I didn't get the sword to the Big Goron on death mountain I had to sleep with him

I did it, but I put out anyway.

(and that why Gorons will forever remind me of sex...)

 

FamoFunk

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I wanted sex, and I got it. I used to be a shlaaag.

I'm sure there's profit in there somewhere, oh yeah, lots of sex.
 

EvilMaggot

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ehm.. was with her for 3 months before we did it.. her parents where like freaking guards... i was 15 and she was 15 at the time :)
 

SanguineScale

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hmmm, well this only happened a few weeks ago, but I'll do my best to remember. So my new girlfriend, who had already had sex, but only once or twice, was lying on my friend's bed with me. I was bored so I started doing some innocent touching and all. It progressed over the next few days and before I knew it, I was putting on a mint flavored condom and going to town.

I don't know if my experience was all that awkward. I mean, I had watched assloads (heh) of porn, and not just the staged shit either. Amateur crap too, because I'm weird like that. I had some idea of how normal people had sex, but I kinda just went with my gut and whatever made her feel nice. For some reason, making her feeling good was way nicer than gaining pleasure myself. I don't think I even came the first (and only) time. But yeah, I'm glad the first time wasn't awkward. Things are actually flowing much easier than expected :)
 

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AngloDoom said:
Er, first time I did the deed with someone, it was in a a canal-boat >.>

She was my girlfriend at the time and we have been going out perhaps six months or so, I believe. We'd been doing foreplay before then but never actually had sex. It was the first time we got to sleep in a double-bed as a couple and she pulled me close, felt me against her, and then we were doing the usual things in bed but decided to take it further.

Thanks to proximity of parents, the fact that we were inexperienced, and the fact that we didn't want to stop even when we got it wrong out of sheer embarrassment, it was as painful as it was pleasurable for the most part, for both parties.

You got it wrong? Theres only one way I can imagine getting it wrong....
 

Ectoplasmicz

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She jumped on me and said "Lets f**k! Lets just do it!".

So we did. It was nice.

That was a pleasant day.
 

Flack

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I was 15 or 16, so was she, I had known her for a while, we were hanging out and I offered to give her a massage. I had meant a shoulder massage but she stripped down and yeah. That's that.
 

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Emperor Platypus said:
EeveeElectro said:
Well he stuck his no-no place into my... ohhh, I see.
This sounds awfully creepy, are you asking this in a raspy voice while concealed behind a bush in the park!?
His avatar def seems to imply he is yea.....


OT.

We were together and she asked me if I wanted to sleep with her, I said yes....
Ditto, pretty much the same here.

And lol @ avatar thing.