Hon-what? Neither sounds useful nor edible. So i pass.Ham_authority95 said:
Btw, if you got a not-too-tight pocket, prepare some throwing sand, perhaps mixed with chili.
How to fight.
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Btw, if you got a not-too-tight pocket, prepare some throwing sand, perhaps mixed with chili.
Step 1 - watch Bas Rutten's self defense videos.
Step 2 - Practice the kick to the groin.
Step 3 - go to this fight, opening up with- the kick to the groin.
Step 4 - ????
Step 5 - Profit!
Step 2 - Practice the kick to the groin.
Step 3 - go to this fight, opening up with- the kick to the groin.
Step 4 - ????
Step 5 - Profit!
For fuck sake, you shouldn't BE fighting. One punch can kill a person. See how much you feel like a big man when you're standing in court trying to explain yourself in front of a jury.
Eyes, throat, groan, top of foot are all good targets.
If you stomp on his foot and keep it there, then gauge him in the eyes, he will most likely fall. The fall plus your foot securing his to the floor will cause his ankle to snap. After that it's just cleanup.
If you stomp on his foot and keep it there, then gauge him in the eyes, he will most likely fall. The fall plus your foot securing his to the floor will cause his ankle to snap. After that it's just cleanup.
If you must kick this guy's ass, watch your head. Just be wary of any blows coming in. People rarely fight like in the movies, they just throw as many hits as they can, as fast as they can. Be defensive, be swift, try to throw him off guard. Don't forget all the different moves you can pull. For example, shoulder barging.CANofKAM said:
I've got a lot to say for someone who's never been in a fight.
Its all about openings/opportunities. Keep yourself cool and collected, take the shots when available and watch his every move. Its really as simple as that. He sounds like a complete tool so he most likely doesn't know how to fight anyways. No need to use a weapon of any sort or friends. If either one is used, let it be by the other party and make sure you can run. REAL FAST.
Well i have some insight.
It´s usually the fastest guy with the most momentum and swinging arms that wins, size is in no way an advantage.
Stay away from the floor if he is WAAAY bigger than you.
No matter how it goes tomorrow you walk away with a lesson about yourself.
It´s usually the fastest guy with the most momentum and swinging arms that wins, size is in no way an advantage.
Stay away from the floor if he is WAAAY bigger than you.
No matter how it goes tomorrow you walk away with a lesson about yourself.
Generic Gamer said:just so everyone knows, this is terrible advice. probably intentionally so since courage wolf is at the bottom but you know...6unn3r said:CANofKAM said:
This ^
Almost everything in that pamphlet thing is either potentially lethal (hint: collapsing someone's trachea WILL kill them) or is only effective if you start the fight. If you strike first you are in the wrong. Two of those techniques essentially involve goading someone into fighting you. That will get you arrested.
If you disable an attacker long enough to escape and keep attacking you will be arrested.
If you deliberately aim to kill someone not aiming to kill you, you will be arrested.
Hence why its so effective, strike first and strike hard and your opponent will never have a chance.
To block punches coming toward your face, don't meet their fist head-on with your forearm to block because that hurts and doesn't do much to throw them off. Rather, meet the underside of their forearm (of the arm that's throwing the punch, of course) with your own forearm, then quickly spin their arm off to the side with a sharp rotation of your defending arm. This leaves them open and undefended on that side, and thrown off-balance. If you act quickly and assuming your opponent doesn't have much fighting experience, you should be able to get a quick jab at the kidney or stomach this way.
Also, I don't recommend throwing high kicks unless your really sure about it. They can be difficult to aim and you're only balancing on one foot that way, leaving you open to an unexpected strike.
Carefully watch which direct they shift their weight, since that gives away from which direction your opponent will strike from. They'll be focused on aiming the punch rather than keeping up a block, so if you manage to dodge, there's a chance that you can get in a hit before they gather their bearings.
And considering you're being bombarded with advice, practice some of these recommendations beforehand rather than cobbling together a fighting style on the fly; he'll notice if you're schizophrenically switching tactics.
Also, I don't recommend throwing high kicks unless your really sure about it. They can be difficult to aim and you're only balancing on one foot that way, leaving you open to an unexpected strike.
Carefully watch which direct they shift their weight, since that gives away from which direction your opponent will strike from. They'll be focused on aiming the punch rather than keeping up a block, so if you manage to dodge, there's a chance that you can get in a hit before they gather their bearings.
And considering you're being bombarded with advice, practice some of these recommendations beforehand rather than cobbling together a fighting style on the fly; he'll notice if you're schizophrenically switching tactics.