How to fight.

[the_maestro_sartori]

Step 1 - watch Bas Rutten's self defense videos.
Step 2 - Practice the kick to the groin.
Step 3 - go to this fight, opening up with- the kick to the groin.
Step 4 - ????
Step 5 - Profit!

 

[Diplodocus462]

For fuck sake, you shouldn't BE fighting. One punch can kill a person. See how much you feel like a big man when you're standing in court trying to explain yourself in front of a jury.

 

[CANofKAM]

with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.

Keep your cool, don't get angry. IF you get mad, you lose control. Stay calm and collected. Let him go into rage mode. Entice him into going berserk by doing a few jabs and backing up. Once he is frustrated, let him charge in. When he does, bring him to the ground. In his fury, he won't have control of himself and you'll easily be able to advance your position until you get him in a good enough spot to drop some heavy hits. If he tries to roll over, takes his back. Lock your legs into his to keep him from turning back around. If you get a good opening, get your arm under his chin and choke his ass.
It may be boring to watch to the spectators and some will call you a pussy for taking him to the ground and beating him there, but none can argue against its effectiveness.

In short, stay calm and collected, get him enraged, exploit his lack of control, taking him to the ground can give you an easy win, stay defensive and wait for your openings, no mercy, but most importantly is to keep yourself protected.

I think your plan is the best, it is what i was kinda thinking of before. People are telling me to gouge his eyes out and kick his balls and stuff. If i will do one thing is 'stay calm'

 

[Bravo 21]

i agree with MadeinHell found that fighting does help friendship, me and one other guy at my school got into a few fights, really helped establish respect and all that. Also helped teach me how to fight better
oh and OP, how did this fight go?

 

[CANofKAM]

eat a bannana

you scare me

 

[warprincenataku]

Eyes, throat, groan, top of foot are all good targets.

If you stomp on his foot and keep it there, then gauge him in the eyes, he will most likely fall. The fall plus your foot securing his to the floor will cause his ankle to snap. After that it's just cleanup.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.

If you must kick this guy's ass, watch your head. Just be wary of any blows coming in. People rarely fight like in the movies, they just throw as many hits as they can, as fast as they can. Be defensive, be swift, try to throw him off guard. Don't forget all the different moves you can pull. For example, shoulder barging.

I've got a lot to say for someone who's never been in a fight.

 

[6unn3r]

with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.

This ^

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Its all about openings/opportunities. Keep yourself cool and collected, take the shots when available and watch his every move. Its really as simple as that. He sounds like a complete tool so he most likely doesn't know how to fight anyways. No need to use a weapon of any sort or friends. If either one is used, let it be by the other party and make sure you can run. REAL FAST.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Elbows and knees...They are Darwins sledge hammers

 

[lee1287]

bring a hidden blade.

Or kick him in the crotch and run.

 

[Danish rage]

Well i have some insight.

It´s usually the fastest guy with the most momentum and swinging arms that wins, size is in no way an advantage.

Stay away from the floor if he is WAAAY bigger than you.

No matter how it goes tomorrow you walk away with a lesson about yourself.

 

[Look-a-Hill]

MASH CIRCLE!

 

[6unn3r]

with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.

Spoiler

This ^

just so everyone knows, this is terrible advice. probably intentionally so since courage wolf is at the bottom but you know...

Almost everything in that pamphlet thing is either potentially lethal (hint: collapsing someone's trachea WILL kill them) or is only effective if you start the fight. If you strike first you are in the wrong. Two of those techniques essentially involve goading someone into fighting you. That will get you arrested.

If you disable an attacker long enough to escape and keep attacking you will be arrested.

If you deliberately aim to kill someone not aiming to kill you, you will be arrested.

Hence why its so effective, strike first and strike hard and your opponent will never have a chance.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

To block punches coming toward your face, don't meet their fist head-on with your forearm to block because that hurts and doesn't do much to throw them off. Rather, meet the underside of their forearm (of the arm that's throwing the punch, of course) with your own forearm, then quickly spin their arm off to the side with a sharp rotation of your defending arm. This leaves them open and undefended on that side, and thrown off-balance. If you act quickly and assuming your opponent doesn't have much fighting experience, you should be able to get a quick jab at the kidney or stomach this way.
Also, I don't recommend throwing high kicks unless your really sure about it. They can be difficult to aim and you're only balancing on one foot that way, leaving you open to an unexpected strike.
Carefully watch which direct they shift their weight, since that gives away from which direction your opponent will strike from. They'll be focused on aiming the punch rather than keeping up a block, so if you manage to dodge, there's a chance that you can get in a hit before they gather their bearings.
And considering you're being bombarded with advice, practice some of these recommendations beforehand rather than cobbling together a fighting style on the fly; he'll notice if you're schizophrenically switching tactics.

 

[Imp Poster]

Most street fights ends up on the ground. Hope he isn't bigger than you and is on the wrestling team. Hitting him square in the nose should make his eyes water. Try jabbing and moving or moving and then jabbing. If he tries and take you down by tackling you, try and get a knee in the face or uppercut works. If all else fails, gouge out one of his eyes if not both.

 

[Gamblerjoe]

Lol.

no matter how you prepare, you are going to have a huge adrenaline dump when the fight starts. my hands are shaking right now just thinking about it. best of luck to you if you do in fact have the moral high ground.

i know a lot about fighting because i train in MMA. there is nothing meaningful you can do in a short period of time. im a typical out of shape gamer (the skinny version) so it took a while before i was even in good enough shape to handle the drills, let alone roll with other students. (rolling means wrestling, in the same way that boxers "spar".) all the technique iv learned is based on muscle memory and practice, whether its striking or grappling. against any random person off the streets, i could probably submit them after they took me down, but against the fine athletes that train at Team Irish, its allways a huge challenge.

Dont underestimate your opponant, even if they are a pussy or a fat fuck.

Stay moving, especially your head.

Keep your hands in front of your face, but not too far out in front of you.

Dont try to do anything fancy. Utilize your killer instinct.

Dont listen to what anyone tells you.

Dont fight if there is a better solution to the problem than violence.

Learn as much as you can from the experience after its all over.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I think your plan is the best, it is what i was kinda thinking of before. People are telling me to gouge his eyes out and kick his balls and stuff. If i will do one thing is 'stay calm'

Tis just like war, find the enemies weakness and exploit it. Alexander the Great would find a gap (or create one himself), and punch through it. Study up on battlefield tactics and apply them to your situation.

I noticed that almost all of the others are saying to just go for the balls/eyes/or other dirty tactics. Tis best to avoid that sort of stuff in a public brawl. Nutshots and what not will really kill your reputation and make other people want to kick you arse.

 

[Look-a-Hill]

In the words of Mike Tyson: Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

You'll both end up slapping each other a bit, maybe one of you will fall over and it'll get broken up in no time.
Thats how fights in school work. Over here at least.
All these kung-fu masters are wasting their time.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Go for the windpipe. After he doubles over in pain, knee him in the face. Quick, brutal, and effective.