Most street fights ends up on the ground. Hope he isn't bigger than you and is on the wrestling team. Hitting him square in the nose should make his eyes water. Try jabbing and moving or moving and then jabbing. If he tries and take you down by tackling you, try and get a knee in the face or uppercut works. If all else fails, gouge out one of his eyes if not both.
How to fight.
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Lol.
no matter how you prepare, you are going to have a huge adrenaline dump when the fight starts. my hands are shaking right now just thinking about it. best of luck to you if you do in fact have the moral high ground.
i know a lot about fighting because i train in MMA. there is nothing meaningful you can do in a short period of time. im a typical out of shape gamer (the skinny version) so it took a while before i was even in good enough shape to handle the drills, let alone roll with other students. (rolling means wrestling, in the same way that boxers "spar".) all the technique iv learned is based on muscle memory and practice, whether its striking or grappling. against any random person off the streets, i could probably submit them after they took me down, but against the fine athletes that train at Team Irish, its allways a huge challenge.
Dont underestimate your opponant, even if they are a pussy or a fat fuck.
Stay moving, especially your head.
Keep your hands in front of your face, but not too far out in front of you.
Dont try to do anything fancy. Utilize your killer instinct.
Dont listen to what anyone tells you.
Dont fight if there is a better solution to the problem than violence.
Learn as much as you can from the experience after its all over.
no matter how you prepare, you are going to have a huge adrenaline dump when the fight starts. my hands are shaking right now just thinking about it. best of luck to you if you do in fact have the moral high ground.
i know a lot about fighting because i train in MMA. there is nothing meaningful you can do in a short period of time. im a typical out of shape gamer (the skinny version) so it took a while before i was even in good enough shape to handle the drills, let alone roll with other students. (rolling means wrestling, in the same way that boxers "spar".) all the technique iv learned is based on muscle memory and practice, whether its striking or grappling. against any random person off the streets, i could probably submit them after they took me down, but against the fine athletes that train at Team Irish, its allways a huge challenge.
Dont underestimate your opponant, even if they are a pussy or a fat fuck.
Stay moving, especially your head.
Keep your hands in front of your face, but not too far out in front of you.
Dont try to do anything fancy. Utilize your killer instinct.
Dont listen to what anyone tells you.
Dont fight if there is a better solution to the problem than violence.
Learn as much as you can from the experience after its all over.
Tis just like war, find the enemies weakness and exploit it. Alexander the Great would find a gap (or create one himself), and punch through it. Study up on battlefield tactics and apply them to your situation.CANofKAM said:
I noticed that almost all of the others are saying to just go for the balls/eyes/or other dirty tactics. Tis best to avoid that sort of stuff in a public brawl. Nutshots and what not will really kill your reputation and make other people want to kick you arse.
In the words of Mike Tyson: Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
You'll both end up slapping each other a bit, maybe one of you will fall over and it'll get broken up in no time.
Thats how fights in school work. Over here at least.
All these kung-fu masters are wasting their time.
You'll both end up slapping each other a bit, maybe one of you will fall over and it'll get broken up in no time.
Thats how fights in school work. Over here at least.
All these kung-fu masters are wasting their time.
Go for the windpipe. After he doubles over in pain, knee him in the face. Quick, brutal, and effective.
fair few passive aggressive types. unless there are more martial arts experts out there than i thought
OT: a fight rarely goes as you plan it. im assuming youve never fought before so your probly get overwhelmed by the animosity of it unless your of a psychotic persuasion.
either way dont get over-excited, if you find yourself winning dont go too far
aside from that good luck matey it should be a blast XD
OT: a fight rarely goes as you plan it. im assuming youve never fought before so your probly get overwhelmed by the animosity of it unless your of a psychotic persuasion.
either way dont get over-excited, if you find yourself winning dont go too far
aside from that good luck matey it should be a blast XD
It's a streetfight, so very violent and as dirty as possible. Remember, your goal is to make sure he goes down as fast as possible. I found out (the hard way) that going for the groin, or cheap shots from the back and then using elbows and knees is extremely effective.CANofKAM said:
Mind you, I doubt you want to kill the guy, so be careful about your punches when finishing him off.
Dude, listen the most important things u need to remember is to keep your gaurd up ( look online for tips as i am not explaining it her soz)...keep moving (so dodge but put yourself in a better position to hit him) and don't forget u have legs as well as hands
Don't be a douche and kick him in the crutch...and it would probly help if u practiced on a boxing bag or sparred with a friend first to get a feel for fighting
Don't be a douche and kick him in the crutch...and it would probly help if u practiced on a boxing bag or sparred with a friend first to get a feel for fighting
Presentation and preparation my friend. Here's what I've done in the past, and what you should do soon.
1. Assemble a crew of people. A few extras cheering you on will give you a bit of a psychological edge. If you get your face kicked in, they can also provide medical attention.
2. To reinforce this psychological edge, take your shirt and shoes off before the fight. Wash your hands and face with water, and do a Shiite style prayer to the east with your head occasionally touching a prayer rock.
3. Have some friends bring instruments. Tell them to play "The song of your people." My friend brought bagpipes, and played an ACDC track that I can't seem to recall.
4. When in the actual fight, close your fist only when about to make contact. This helps you maintain balance and inflicts more tissue damage than throwback force.
5. Pain is only in the mind. Don't call it quits until physical obstructions get in the way. A swollen eye, busted tooth, or broken finger is not worth the lasting physical damage to continue.
6. If things go south, fight dirty. Sweep the legs. Sucker punch. Sand in the face. Toe Stomp. Regardless of "honor" this still looks like you actually know how to fight.
The bagpipes thing is a true story, and the other dude lost his nerve to fight.
1. Assemble a crew of people. A few extras cheering you on will give you a bit of a psychological edge. If you get your face kicked in, they can also provide medical attention.
2. To reinforce this psychological edge, take your shirt and shoes off before the fight. Wash your hands and face with water, and do a Shiite style prayer to the east with your head occasionally touching a prayer rock.
3. Have some friends bring instruments. Tell them to play "The song of your people." My friend brought bagpipes, and played an ACDC track that I can't seem to recall.
4. When in the actual fight, close your fist only when about to make contact. This helps you maintain balance and inflicts more tissue damage than throwback force.
5. Pain is only in the mind. Don't call it quits until physical obstructions get in the way. A swollen eye, busted tooth, or broken finger is not worth the lasting physical damage to continue.
6. If things go south, fight dirty. Sweep the legs. Sucker punch. Sand in the face. Toe Stomp. Regardless of "honor" this still looks like you actually know how to fight.
The bagpipes thing is a true story, and the other dude lost his nerve to fight.
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This is all you will need.
...yes i know how illegal it is, and for good reason.
This is all you will need.
...yes i know how illegal it is, and for good reason.
The only intelligent responses in all this internet warrior horseshit has been Generic Gamer. Seriously.
Don't instantly go for the groin. He'll be expecting it. Punch him in the throat first, before he can even react. Basically, if you punch him in the throat before he gets his defenses up, he's pretty much out. Follow up with a shot to the groin, and then if he's still standing, hit him in the stomach.
EDIT: But honestly, the best thing you could do would be to buy some mace and try to avoid a fight unless he starts one.
EDIT: But honestly, the best thing you could do would be to buy some mace and try to avoid a fight unless he starts one.
