How to fight.
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fair few passive aggressive types. unless there are more martial arts experts out there than i thought
OT: a fight rarely goes as you plan it. im assuming youve never fought before so your probly get overwhelmed by the animosity of it unless your of a psychotic persuasion.
either way dont get over-excited, if you find yourself winning dont go too far
aside from that good luck matey it should be a blast XD
OT: a fight rarely goes as you plan it. im assuming youve never fought before so your probly get overwhelmed by the animosity of it unless your of a psychotic persuasion.
either way dont get over-excited, if you find yourself winning dont go too far
aside from that good luck matey it should be a blast XD
It's a streetfight, so very violent and as dirty as possible. Remember, your goal is to make sure he goes down as fast as possible. I found out (the hard way) that going for the groin, or cheap shots from the back and then using elbows and knees is extremely effective.CANofKAM said:
Mind you, I doubt you want to kill the guy, so be careful about your punches when finishing him off.
Dude, listen the most important things u need to remember is to keep your gaurd up ( look online for tips as i am not explaining it her soz)...keep moving (so dodge but put yourself in a better position to hit him) and don't forget u have legs as well as hands
Don't be a douche and kick him in the crutch...and it would probly help if u practiced on a boxing bag or sparred with a friend first to get a feel for fighting
Don't be a douche and kick him in the crutch...and it would probly help if u practiced on a boxing bag or sparred with a friend first to get a feel for fighting
Presentation and preparation my friend. Here's what I've done in the past, and what you should do soon.
1. Assemble a crew of people. A few extras cheering you on will give you a bit of a psychological edge. If you get your face kicked in, they can also provide medical attention.
2. To reinforce this psychological edge, take your shirt and shoes off before the fight. Wash your hands and face with water, and do a Shiite style prayer to the east with your head occasionally touching a prayer rock.
3. Have some friends bring instruments. Tell them to play "The song of your people." My friend brought bagpipes, and played an ACDC track that I can't seem to recall.
4. When in the actual fight, close your fist only when about to make contact. This helps you maintain balance and inflicts more tissue damage than throwback force.
5. Pain is only in the mind. Don't call it quits until physical obstructions get in the way. A swollen eye, busted tooth, or broken finger is not worth the lasting physical damage to continue.
6. If things go south, fight dirty. Sweep the legs. Sucker punch. Sand in the face. Toe Stomp. Regardless of "honor" this still looks like you actually know how to fight.
The bagpipes thing is a true story, and the other dude lost his nerve to fight.
1. Assemble a crew of people. A few extras cheering you on will give you a bit of a psychological edge. If you get your face kicked in, they can also provide medical attention.
2. To reinforce this psychological edge, take your shirt and shoes off before the fight. Wash your hands and face with water, and do a Shiite style prayer to the east with your head occasionally touching a prayer rock.
3. Have some friends bring instruments. Tell them to play "The song of your people." My friend brought bagpipes, and played an ACDC track that I can't seem to recall.
4. When in the actual fight, close your fist only when about to make contact. This helps you maintain balance and inflicts more tissue damage than throwback force.
5. Pain is only in the mind. Don't call it quits until physical obstructions get in the way. A swollen eye, busted tooth, or broken finger is not worth the lasting physical damage to continue.
6. If things go south, fight dirty. Sweep the legs. Sucker punch. Sand in the face. Toe Stomp. Regardless of "honor" this still looks like you actually know how to fight.
The bagpipes thing is a true story, and the other dude lost his nerve to fight.
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This is all you will need.
...yes i know how illegal it is, and for good reason.
This is all you will need.
...yes i know how illegal it is, and for good reason.
The only intelligent responses in all this internet warrior horseshit has been Generic Gamer. Seriously.
Don't instantly go for the groin. He'll be expecting it. Punch him in the throat first, before he can even react. Basically, if you punch him in the throat before he gets his defenses up, he's pretty much out. Follow up with a shot to the groin, and then if he's still standing, hit him in the stomach.
EDIT: But honestly, the best thing you could do would be to buy some mace and try to avoid a fight unless he starts one.
EDIT: But honestly, the best thing you could do would be to buy some mace and try to avoid a fight unless he starts one.
Step one: Don't Fight. No, seriously. Avoid him. Avoid the fight. Get a teacher involved. Hell, get the cops involved. Doesn't matter if you act like a pansy. High school embarrassment doesn't matter. Being crippled does. And you never know when some bullshit will happen, and you will end up with legal troubles. Seriously. Avoid the fight.
Step Two: Be in an unassailable position. Be near a teacher who is bigger then the bully. Be amongst a group of friends. Do NOT bring a weapon, but if you happen to have something that you need to carry around anyways, and is kosher to carry around, and is pretty meaty, cool. Even a shoe can be helpful. Be calm, don't taunt the bully, and if you must make flippant remarks, make it clear that you will get cops involved when this is done. A Bully may not respect a teacher, but they are probably going to think twice when you start bringing legality into it.
Step Three: Maybe you are actually in a fight. You get jumped, you are defending yourself, you are pulled into it. No avoiding it. First, big people tend to not run fast. Run. Or hit, then run. Or hit until you can run, then run. Fuck honor.
Step Four: If you have to go this far, then you can pull out all the stops. Groin, Neck, Face, and low kicks. Don't underestimate stamping on a foot, especially if you can follow it with a shove while on their foot. DON'T DO ANYTHING FANCY! Fists and feet are okay, Knees and Elbows are better. Go watch a Thai Boxing match, you will see. Headbutt with the top of the head, using a sort of hard sneezing motion. If he is bigger, avoid getting too close. Above all else, do not try to win. Try to get the fuck out of there, and hitting just happens to be the only way to do that.
Step Two: Be in an unassailable position. Be near a teacher who is bigger then the bully. Be amongst a group of friends. Do NOT bring a weapon, but if you happen to have something that you need to carry around anyways, and is kosher to carry around, and is pretty meaty, cool. Even a shoe can be helpful. Be calm, don't taunt the bully, and if you must make flippant remarks, make it clear that you will get cops involved when this is done. A Bully may not respect a teacher, but they are probably going to think twice when you start bringing legality into it.
Step Three: Maybe you are actually in a fight. You get jumped, you are defending yourself, you are pulled into it. No avoiding it. First, big people tend to not run fast. Run. Or hit, then run. Or hit until you can run, then run. Fuck honor.
Step Four: If you have to go this far, then you can pull out all the stops. Groin, Neck, Face, and low kicks. Don't underestimate stamping on a foot, especially if you can follow it with a shove while on their foot. DON'T DO ANYTHING FANCY! Fists and feet are okay, Knees and Elbows are better. Go watch a Thai Boxing match, you will see. Headbutt with the top of the head, using a sort of hard sneezing motion. If he is bigger, avoid getting too close. Above all else, do not try to win. Try to get the fuck out of there, and hitting just happens to be the only way to do that.
As with so many things in life. It's not about what you know, it's about who you know.
If he knows dodgy people and you fight him...you're screwed. Don't delude yourself into believing that fair fights exist outside of sport...at least they don't where I live.
If he knows dodgy people and you fight him...you're screwed. Don't delude yourself into believing that fair fights exist outside of sport...at least they don't where I live.
Give that spah a piece of wrench!Ham_authority95 said:
You would be surprised how effective wrenches are when it comes it opening Doritos jars :3
I was in the same situation, I just flashed a butterfly knife and he ran away freaked out; lost all his "respect" as the bully he was...CANofKAM said:
Rather hilarious, luckily it was after school so it was considered self defense.
and I know the weapon (tool) is illegal, but I've made more then enough arguements for people to "turn the other way" ...at least until it harms someone then I'll be hammered big time with it
*shrugs* oh well
**continues to whittle a wooden turkey with the balisong**
I'm well aware of that fact. This is one of those "only in the most dire situations" kinds of moves. If your life is threatened, use this one immediately.Ghost_Strider27 said: