Twilight. I think there could be a good story, hidden under the mountain of shit and Bella. In fact, right there. Radical changes to the character of Bella Swan to make her less of a morbidly dependent, brooding, emotionless twat. Annnnnnd much the same is done to Edward, so he's a halfway decent boyfriend, and less a creepy, controlling, abusive jack-off.
And maybe make it a same-sex couple, just to spice things up and get rid of a LOT of the Mormon abstinence/anti-abortion over-tones. Lesbians, preferably. OOH, and Bella's attraction to both Jacob and fem-Edward suddenly becomes vaguely dramatic, and not just about some manipulative girl trying to have her cake and ice cream and eat all of it like the greedy, self-serving sociopath she is.
The Legend of Zelda. The series has a few "beginning points" in it, both chronologically and thematically, now that Skyward Sword deals with the forging of the Master Sword. I want to give the series a definitive ending. Preferably in an era so far off that you could cram any number of games in after the face, so maybe it'll have some kind of steampunk setting. And you have to fight the original evil, something older and more malevolent that Ganondorf was at his worst.
God of War. Make Kratos less of a galloping jack-ass. In the first game, he was at least somewhat justified. In the second game, meh... but still an anti-hero. In the third game, ye flipping gods, Kratos turned into a huuuuuuge dickwad. He crossed the moral event horizon at least once, and in my eyes became totally unlikeable, right up there with the likes of Nathan Drake.
Star Wars. I hate beating a dead horse, but the prequels need to be negated. Either that, or I'll bring in the supposed third trilogy, the sequels to the original. And the Gungan city will be shown to be destroyed and the Gungan race completely wiped out between the prequels and these sequels. Because the geeks deserve their catharsis.
In fact, that's the sequel. Opening crawl. Pan down to Naboo. Zoom in on really big lake, into big lake, show destroyed Gungan city. Credits roll.
And maybe make it a same-sex couple, just to spice things up and get rid of a LOT of the Mormon abstinence/anti-abortion over-tones. Lesbians, preferably. OOH, and Bella's attraction to both Jacob and fem-Edward suddenly becomes vaguely dramatic, and not just about some manipulative girl trying to have her cake and ice cream and eat all of it like the greedy, self-serving sociopath she is.
The Legend of Zelda. The series has a few "beginning points" in it, both chronologically and thematically, now that Skyward Sword deals with the forging of the Master Sword. I want to give the series a definitive ending. Preferably in an era so far off that you could cram any number of games in after the face, so maybe it'll have some kind of steampunk setting. And you have to fight the original evil, something older and more malevolent that Ganondorf was at his worst.
God of War. Make Kratos less of a galloping jack-ass. In the first game, he was at least somewhat justified. In the second game, meh... but still an anti-hero. In the third game, ye flipping gods, Kratos turned into a huuuuuuge dickwad. He crossed the moral event horizon at least once, and in my eyes became totally unlikeable, right up there with the likes of Nathan Drake.
Star Wars. I hate beating a dead horse, but the prequels need to be negated. Either that, or I'll bring in the supposed third trilogy, the sequels to the original. And the Gungan city will be shown to be destroyed and the Gungan race completely wiped out between the prequels and these sequels. Because the geeks deserve their catharsis.
In fact, that's the sequel. Opening crawl. Pan down to Naboo. Zoom in on really big lake, into big lake, show destroyed Gungan city. Credits roll.
rop the whole magical girls are needed for energy malarkey and try again.
