Human Centipede II Refused U.K. Classification

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EradiusLore

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Cheesus333 said:
EradiusLore said:
p.s. to clarify i mean it sucked ass
Hehehehe... I see what you did there.

Oh, wait. Now I've just remembered what this thread is about, and I feel sick again.

I didn't see the first one, I don't see the appeal in watching people shit in other people's mouths...

Watching people toss themselves off whilst watching people shit in other people's mouths is somehow even less attractive a film prospect. When this film doesn't arrive here in the UK, it shan't be missed by me.
LOL! i actualy didnt intend that pun! :p
 

Woodsey

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WrongSprite said:
Good, nobody will try to show it to me now.
*cough* The internet exists *cough*

OT: Can't say I'm really upset that I won't be able to go and see it, but I've noticed my self slide a little politically, and I would say that it shouldn't be illegal to obtain it. I don't know if the refusal of classification simply means it won't be shown in cinemas, or if its more than that.
 

Lt. Vinciti

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Mr. Six

You should move to Japan....Im sure someone would make this into something weird (or far worse then it could ever be)
 

A-D.

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The only good thing about the first Movie was that porn-parody of it. Human Sextipede? Or something like that? Well its prolly on Wikipedia somewhere. It has BETTER (!) Plot than the Movie that served as inspiration and actually was more successful than the Human Centipede, at least as far as i have read about it.

I have seen the original Movie though and honestly, it wasnt scary, hell its not even that revolting when you consider the obvious Flaws, like how their Heads are far too high to actually be at the Anus anyway. And by my point it only has two "creepy" Moments, one of which was shown in the Trailer for it. You know, when that Doctor Guy expositions about what he is going to do. And the end when front and end die and the middle one is still alive. That was "creepy" but beyond that, the original had no substance. And from what i just read of the Synopsis, the sequel has even less substance or any form of Plot. Hell A Serbian Film has more plot and actually a underlying Point to it, and the film is actually revolting as fuck.

Just read the Wiki entries on A Serbian Film, that by default should give you nightmares. Still, i'll prolly watch it somehow, either full, reviews of it, or smaller clips to see if there is even anything going on it aside from 1-2 Hours of random stupidity.
 

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OptimisticPessimist said:
Sounds like a good date movie.
Date rape more like.

Anyway, I can't imagine anyone jumping to stand up for this movie, for obvious reasons.

EDIT: *scrolls up* ... *sigh* ...
 

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Well you could say there is a legitimate reason to torrent it now in the UK. Although anyone who does I will have a lower opinion of and not because torrenting is illegal...
 

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Steve5513 said:
Why bother censoring it like that?

All it means is that those who can't see it but want to, will just pirate it off a torrent site. You can't stop people from seeing it if they want to.
Who cares? let them watch it from torrents, at least that means the film isn't making any money and no Human Centipede III can come along.
 

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Hmh... can't say I care for the film much, but I think the premise is interesting. That is, making a sequel, where the first part is literally a plot device. A film about a film. A bit narcissist, but interesting nonetheless. Even more so when You consider that the first one already appears to have generated bad publicity and it would seem the protagonist of the second one is exactly the sort of person the general public, as witnessed in this very thread, would imagine being a fan of the first. I'm sure it's not exactly a new idea - there's nothing new under the sun, after all - but I never heard of it before.

Which goes to prove one thing: No matter how filthy a film might be regarded in general, some douchebag - i.e me, in this case - will always find some artistic merit to it.

Will I watch it? Nah. Would I refuse classification? Hell no - I think it's actually pretty easy to classify a film like this ;P

~Sylv
 

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ph0b0s123 said:
"Child pornography isn't even a similar issue as fetish porn that freaks people out."
Check out the UK's extreme pr0n law if you don't think fetishes are treated the same as CP....
Yes I know, but just because its treated as the same issue, doesn't mean it really is. One of them is a crime by itself before its ever on film. Its not a censorship issue, its about protecting children from sexual abuse (and circulation of acts of it on film are further abuse). The other is something people are offended by and personally dislike, nothing but opinions, which should not be made into law.
 

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well there's always japan, that shit is right up their alley if they add some tentacles
 

Sylvine

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Generic Gamer said:
The acid test for this film is in what it's attempting to express. Which is nothing. It's not expressing any ideas, it's merely designed to titillate/nauseate people. All that's left is a series of images that can either gratify those with a fetish for extreme violence or serve to disgust and possibly scar those without.
Oh, You're right.

Let's ban all porn.

Oh, and also all thrillers, slashers, horrors, and pretty much any product of the entertainment industry that doesn't have some more or less transparent moral message shoveled in somehow.

Expression in horror flicks? The whole premise of the genre is to unsettle. You can do that in a subtle or a smart way, sure. But that's not to say the full frontal assault is not a valid tactic.

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Human Centipede III: Double sequence.

The Human Centipede III (Double Sequence) tells the story of a woman who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the second film in the series, The Human Centipede II, masturbating to the second film, using a belt sander to pleasure herself. She decides to create a "human centipede" of her own, which she uses to her own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching victims of the centipede defecate in each other's mouths and raping the man in the middle of the centipede.
 

Sylvine

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Generic Gamer said:
Your sarcasm amuses me because in an attempt to be sarcastic you've in fact been honest.
I don't see how those are mutually exclusive.

Porn is banned from being shown in UK cinemas. The reason this was refused classification was because there was nothing to this film that elevates it above pornography, ergo it is being controlled in the same way.

Horror films are normally about telling a story, they've basically said that this film is just using the story as an excuse for the scenes and that those scenes are strong enough to be considered deviant pornography. Hence it can't be shown in a UK cinema.
Well, in that case, I apologize. I was not aware that is how the UK classification works, and was a bit overzealous there. Though even without having seen the movie, I do not agree with that kind of an interpretation - but that's a different pair of shoes altogether.

And I stand by the statement that many movies can be accused of "using the story as an excuse" like that; it's a very subjective phrase. I know people who'd summarize the entire saw franchise like that, for example. Or "Irreversible", or "Suicide Club".

~Sylv
 

Master Kuja

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And nothing of value was lost.

How the fuck did that film ever get green lighted for a sequel?
 

Valdus

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I was tempted to tell the author "Eat Shit and Die" but then I think he'll make a movie about some guy getting off on the idea,
 

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I uh...oh God, that sounds like a terrible movie. When I heard the first was a horror where what you didn't see was worse than what you did see, I was intrigued and pleased...until I found out the specifics.

Making a movie purely to make the most grotesque thing you can is...well I guess that's still art, but it's not something to be encouraged.

Should it be banned? I would say no, although I find the idea disgusting and exploitive on a personal level. The concept is sick, but the 'just a movie' phrase still rings true. Unless real-world evil is committed for the movie it'll remain a figment of 'creativity expression' and nothing more. Should it be banned from cinemas? Well, yes. That's a (semi) public place, and this should certainly not be given a public screening.

So...I guess I'm on board this time around. It's not some shameful act of censorship, it's just filing the film under the appropriate heading and keeping it to private showings only.