Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

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mew1234321

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Sun Flash said:
I shall put the kettle on, Keep Calm and Carry On. It's the British thing to do.

*buffers monocle*

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Best. Answer. Ever.

Honestly?

I'd go find the girl I've been pining for and tell her I'd love her.

Hopefully, a passionate kiss will be the last thing that happens, whilst explosions occur around us, Bruce Willis fights to save the world, and Michael Bay jizzes his pants.
 

SugarBit

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First, I'd say goodbye to my loved ones. Then I'd give the middle finger to my normal British calmness and sense. This is a special day, after all.

I'd raid Harrods, dress my self up in some obscenely expensive clothes, then grab some delicacies and the most expensive vodka I can find from the food court. Then I'd steal a black cab and go cruising for hot men in suits. Yes. Men. Plural.
 

MrJoyless

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Go get my wife and family drive an hour out into the country and enjoy the last moments i have remembering the time i had to spend with everyone i care about.

and eat one hell of a last peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

PS writing that made me cry a little...
 

vegakotes

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Put this song on repeat with a pair of big ass speakers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxwcS0Fgrk
then go steal some pepsi and mcdonalds
then enjoy my final hours being me :3
 

Cazza

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Gather friends & family tell them how awesome they are. Maybe we would sit outside and watch.
 

jack583

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i'd try to finish portal
panicing wont solve anything so why not just do what i normaly do?
 

Headsprouter

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Say/ask all the things always wanted to say/ask. And if they said yes to the questions, i'd probably be very surprised.
 

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dorkette1990 said:
I would try falling and missing the ground - that seems worthwhile, and everyone would be too busy to think I was a lunatic...
Or maybe I'd just lay around and complain how I wasn't notified of this, despite the fact that it was surely voted on and posted without anyone on Earth opposing the proposition...
ahem.
Hahaaa! Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! You've gone up in my mental notebook.
 

Lexxi64

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I would GET TO DA CHOPPA!, and have a nice little fly around. Then, a bit of sex (or alot), and then sleep.
 

Jaime_Wolf

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Find a nice place to settle down far from the rest of humanity. Shouldn't be hard if there's such a large extinction event. Might bring friends and some family, but maintain a contingency location in case things turn sour with the group.

Preparation for the zombie apocalypse is remarkably applicable to almost any major disaster with potentially dangerous beings, even humans. And humans even have the decency to stay dead.
 

darklordtim

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in 3hrs many things will happen first i would gather all the weapons in my house ( kitanas short swords daggers ninja stars and a custom made batliff) and kill those i dont like and those who dont like and attack me. after that is done i would have about an 1hr and 30 min left at that time i would begin rapeing all females that i like and even the ones that look good would be raped then if i have any time left when im done i would continue to kill people
 

monkey_man

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Take off all clothes and jump of a very high building. or out of an helicopter. screaming OH NO EVERYONE CAN SEE MY BUM. which is odd because I live in the Netherlands.
Fr said:
anc[is]Check to see if HL2 ep 3 is out yet.
half life 2 ep 3 coming out in four hours.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 

Dyp100

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Sun Flash said:
I shall put the kettle on, Keep Calm and Carry On. It's the British thing to do.

*buffers monocle*

Anyone for a spot of Cricket?
Knowing sods law, you'd probably find that last feather just before...


WELL OP, what do you think it'd do? I mean seriously, asking this question is just waiting for da "blood, sex, drugs, rock and roll!"