Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

[Baby Eater]

Daft Punks, Bio Ware look at the monster you created!

You started the blue people sex craze and now it will never go away!

Smurfette started it.

OT:Rule 34 is entering real life!

 

[martin's a madman]

Haha, I haven't seen the film yet but this shit sounds pretty nasty.

I mean blue people sex? Gross. Can't we just have regular soulless dead porn?

EDIT: Shit... That came out WAAAAAY wrong... I didn't mean dead people porn I meant the actors being dead inside and what not... Daaaaaaamn that came out wrong.

I'm not going to judge you...

 

[Mjolnir36]

YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

That is the safest bet ever. It's like betting on the Master Chief in a 1 on 1 fight with a Goomba.

 

[Wardnath]

Anyone who saw the film (myself included) would've seen this coming from the other side of the world. I'm not suprised in the least.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

ahhhh damn....and i thought smerf porn was bad.

 

[krazymouse]

Rule 34!

 

[Leftyrem]

hahahaha thats all.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I have a feeling I may lose an eye when the money shot comes around.
But 3D porn? I think I saw something like that involving a tube on your eye and your hand, and a hole appears on your hand. Or something like that.

 

[Lineoutt]

it'll probably be like this

 

[ninjajoeman]

so its a movie... about blue dicks? yea pretty much.
but its in 3D!!!!!!
anyone recognize the first part of it?

ahhhh damn....and i thought smerf porn was bad.

you just ruined my day... which just started god damnit

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Oh for Christ's sake. Is anyone really surprised? Really?

Have you ever seen the internet?

 

[Sougo]

What is the world coming to?

Ofcourse they might still beat Avatar in terms of storyline...

 

[DarkHuntress]

My only question about all of this is, if Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do then what are they covering up?

 

[Soxafloppin]

I can't wait to see the tall, narrow, taut Na'vi portrayed by an old man with a hairy beer gut (or some lumpy, overmuscled meatbag?it's always one or the other) and a woman with huge, sagging breasts, pancake areolae, crotch stubble and spider veins. quote]

Thanks for that extremely graphic description!

OT: This could actually be entertaining porn, in the none traditional sense that it would be hilarious!

 

[Dommius]

Well... Ummm... Yeah I don't know what to say. Good job porn industry on keeping up with the times? Yeah that'll do.

 

[MattRooney06]

Th'fuck..And they keep saying porn will be the main reason 3D HDTV's will sell alot more.

This is seriously fucked up, is there no copyright infringment or something?

there are so many bi laws and things like that.

its possibl;e to create the same movie exactly if you write it of as a remake or homage...even if its a porno

 

[MattRooney06]

so its a movie... about blue dicks? yea pretty much.
but its in 3D!!!!!!
anyone recognize the first part of it?

ahhhh damn....and i thought smerf porn was bad.

you just ruined my day... which just started god damnit

A movie about blue dicks?

so avatar then?