Billy Goats...well, if I wanted to troll about the other kind of trolls.
So-called 'Noob' game help questions that noone who ever used a piece of consumer electronics would ever really ask such as "How do I play Qusest 64 on my PlayStation?" or "When are they gunna bing God of War 3 to the Wii?" would be my Troll thing if I could land a salary for that kind of work.
Wait, is that why there are so many 'homeless' people under bridges? They aren't panhandling, they are trolling! That's not a hand out, it's tribute!