I got a crowbar

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Bat Vader

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SODAssault said:
What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.
That thing looks like a shark and a crowbar fused together. It looks almost sentient.
 

manaman

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EmileeElectro said:
What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.
Prying on things. You know as a tool, cause thats what it is. Or maybe I am just using mine wrong, maybe I should be going out and bashing crates with it.
 

EeveeElectro

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theflyingpeanut said:
EmileeElectro said:
What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.
I don't actually know what crowbars are used ...
What! You use screwdrivers to open up tombs! Why?
Because my toothbrush didn't work!
 

Strategia

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Paint red, grow beard, wear glasses, wreak havoc. (Or Havok, as the case may be.)
 

londelen

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You should pry up all your floorboards with your crowbar, go rob Fort Knox, then stash it under the floor, put the boards back in, move to mexico and come back to get your treasure 70 years later.
 

Twilight_guy

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Use it to kill headcrabs.
Also, carry it around with you and if anyone ever starts talking about Half-life then pull it out and say you stole it from Gorden.
 

Drakenian

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Blood_Lined said:
Ask Gordan Freeman, he'd probably have the best response to: "I've got a crowbar."
Do this too. Good idea, by the way.

Sorry for the double post... Am I going to die now?
 

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Drakenian said:
Blood_Lined said:
Ask Gordan Freeman, he'd probably have the best response to: "I've got a crowbar."
Do this too. Good idea, by the way.

Sorry for the double post... Am I going to die now?
As long as gordan freeman doesnt read this thread i think that you'll be fine, as for my own use? I'd use it as a tool for opening up things.
 

Gitsnik

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Howsabout some ingenuity. My last crowbar was used to keep a door propped open whilst holding the ramp up that we were shifting some hardware down whilst in the dark*. Other uses include using one for a make shift car jack (one of the proper 2m long crowbars you see a lot on farms), breaking up soil for a garden, a temporary door lock, a temporary noggin while renovating a bedroom, and (of course) as a threatening tool when confronted by a bunch of idiots who feel that fighting me is a good idea.

*Translation: We didn't have enough hands to hold open the door, and he ramp was bending while we were stealing stuff**, so we solved two problems at once

**I used to do physical penetration tests for large corporations. This one was to check physical security to the server room. Also, don't hire Chubb security. They suck.
 

The_Chief

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whaleswiththumbs said:
and nobody say anything about rubbing it on my balls, it's a cold bar of steel, thats just a bad idea.
rub it on your friend's balls!