I have a Man-Crush on...

[Magic Cheese]

THOM YORKE!

Thom, you magnificent, lazy-eyed bastard, you.

 

[Odradek]

New to the Escapist forums but I've gotta say awesome, happy-making threads like these are why this is my new fave spot to waste my time.

I'd do Hugh Laurie in a huge lorrie (or anywhere). And Robert Downey Junior, of course, but that's a given.
'Course, I am openly... uhm, open... so that's not really any kind of insane revelation.

I love the self definition of "openly open" & it fits me nicely so, I kinda don't count... but here's my version:

"unlikely" crushes:
Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf
Kolchak (the night stalker)
Hothead Paisan
Lemmy from Journey Into Spaaaace (can you have a crush on a radio character?)
Richard Nixon (he's just so danged complicated!)

& I would say Betty White but I'm pretty sure everyone has a crush on her now.

 

[_Janny_]

I get girl crushes all the time, but the only that doesn't seem to go away is my crush for Emma Anzai. Google her and tell me she's not a little piece of heaven. Bassist, quiet girl and overall nice person. *insert mesmerizing look here*

John Barrowman.

I know he's not bi, but I can't seem to picture him ever saying no to anyone on this planet. Lucky guy got to snog so many people during his acting years... not to mention Nine and Ten (well the one with Tennant was a joke off set, but still).

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Despite being straighter than an arrow - if Joseph Gordon-Levitt ever asked me out for a romantic dinner in the evening, I'd at least consider it... and probably say yes.

No one could say no to that picture. Seriously, his expression just makes you wanna ask all dazed "buh, so where are we going for dinner?"

 

[Oh That Dude]

Well I'm bi so it's not quite the same, but:

Hugh Laurie
Ed Norton (him, in Fight Club, smexual)
Robert Downey Jr
That one guy in Inception... Um, I forget his name.

 

[Lerasai]

Natalie Portman, definitely. I mean, even when she shaved her head she was just... yeah. I'm not sure whether to be jealous or in love.

 

[loc978]

Neil Patrick Harris....now look me in the eyes and tell me I'm the only one....go on.....I dare you.

y...
*looks away*
...and Bruce Campbell.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

This guy:

Spoiler

*swoon*

Edit: Curse you filthy ninjas!

Agreed he is just so handsome.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Ezio.

 

[Con Carne]

Basically its not a sexual attraction, and I am just trying to put this into words for all of us, it's more like someone you admire and want to be like for reasons you may not understand. I think. Or it is sexual and you just don't realize it yet.

[sub][sub][sub]For the record, I am straight.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

So far you've put it the best.
I'm going with.
Jason Statham
Gerard Butler
Dwayne Johnson

 

[Sevre]

Hugh Laurie, but not House Hugh Laurie. This is weird and I don't know if anyone has noticed, but whenever Hugh Laurie appears on British television(and I'm talking about recent television, not Jeeves and Wooster) he looks much sexier than House. Maybe the accent makes him younger.

 

[redisforever]

Ewan Mcgregor.

Soooooo pretty.

I'm 100% straight.






I think...

 

[milo2215]

Matt Smith and Matt Bellamy. *sigh* I've got it bad for men named 'Matt' I guess.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Do I win?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I have many man-crushes. But I'm gay so it doesn't carry the same impact I guess...

 

[no oneder]

Well, I have a girl crush on these two:

Spoiler: Christie Ritchie

Spoiler: Sienner Milla

 

[Theplatypusqueen]

Well, I'm a bi chick engaged (very happily) to a man, so I'm not sure where on the spectrum I fall here, but...

Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach. Any day of the week.
I know she's a two-dimensional line drawing. We'd make it work.

Failing that, the lady who played her in the musicals...Damn

 

[Boneasse]

I have many man-crushes. But I'm gay so it doesn't carry the same impact I guess...

Well, if you should go for a girl, then who'd it be?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Spoiler: You know who this is or I'll have to hit you with a stick!

I am not gay, but he is the one I would go gay for.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I have several girl-crushes! I'm most definitely straight, but would not hesitate to go temporarily lesbian for some beautiful women, if asked:

Spoiler: Nigella Lawson

Spoiler: Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil

Have to agree with these two mainly, especially when you see how good Nigella looks for 50.

My ones are Helena Bonhem Carter. She's gorgeous, even as a crazy lady.

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Katy Perry too is absolutely stunning.

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[Xcelsior]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tom Welling
Hugh Laurie
Neil Patrick Harris...because he's just awesome