i need some riddles

[cuddly_tomato]

What is the riddle of steel?

I can't answer that, but I can tell you what is best in life.

@op Check out this thread...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.197991-Good-little-known-riddles

 

[MintsMan]

Try this one what can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

A Stamp...

 

[MintsMan]

there is a bridge, in front of the bridge there is a massive sign that says "DO NOT CROSS" in big bold letters, there are several sharp eyed, intelligent, skilled gaurds in front of said bridge. you cross the bridge and no one tries to stop you. why?

Umm... They're asleep?

 

[sb666]

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

 

[The Brayster]

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

Take the goose across, leave it there, come back and pick up the fox and cross again, swap the fox for the goose, bring it back, swap the goose for the corn, bring it back and leave it with the fox, go back and pick up the goose and bring it across

 

[sb666]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

 

[sb666]

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

Take the goose across, leave it there, come back and pick up the fox and cross again, swap the fox for the goose, bring it back, swap the goose for the corn, bring it back and leave it with the fox, go back and pick up the goose and bring it across

thats it

 

[The Brayster]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

He's a priest/minister

 

[sb666]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

He's a priest/minister

nope

 

[ohellynot]

No man wants me and will do everything to keep me away.
But no man wants to loose me.
What am I?

 

[sb666]

if you want the answer

Spoiler

{It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.}

 

[LostTimeLady]

I don't know whether these two have been put forward but:

Alive without breath, as cold as death, what am I?

I distroy mountains and kill people, what am I?

 

[katsabas]

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

An escapist!

try again

How about a broom? You put in the corner when you are done sweeping.

My turn: I am wearing 20 coats but my old one is the one I wear on the outside. What am I?

Also, a riddle from the Sphinx. Ten nails, ten lies, pallbearers true; take a little, leave a little, yet it hangs askew.

To this day, I haven't figured it out.

 

[katsabas]

No man wants me and will do everything to keep me away.
But no man wants to loose me.
What am I?

A debt.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would while riding on a unicycle backwards uphill at -16 mph, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse?

Ehmm... for the first part:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Malkavian]

What is my name?
Where is the rest of my body?
Do I love love?

 

[Burck]

A man wakes up in the middle of the night, frustrated because he can't sleep. He dials a number on the telephone and waits until the person on the other side answers, "Hello?". He then hangs up the phone and goes to sleep.

What happened?

Spoiler: You can ask this one 20-questions style too.

They are at a hotel (or motel), and the man was woken up because the other was snoring. The phone call woke up the snorer.

 

[Eponet]

What can change the nature of a man?

Anything, so long as the man is willing to change.

I think the official answer is "Belief" though.

 

[open trap]

This is a hard one: I want everyone to have a go

To me, death is before life, pregnancy is after birth and the future is before the past.
What am I?

An aborted baby

 

[open trap]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

Hes a mormon, or maby a muslim