Icky Relationship Stuff #2

mdqp

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As always, I love Critical Miss... Everyone, follow your own Hitman's advice... Pants-less garotting people around the street might be sick, but it would make for some amazing youtube videos.
 
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DVS BSTrD said:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.
No, no, no, no.

We will not be having fan service in my favourite webcomic :D
 

Sandytimeman

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DVS BSTrD said:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.
He isn't wearing a bra either ^_^


but I'm definitely waiting to see how this plays out. I love the comedy in the series but sometimes the drama or deeper moments I have seen in this comic are amazing to read as well.
 

Don Reba

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Now Elliot has two pantless chicks in his apartment. This can only end well.
 

Qitz

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Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!
 

TilMorrow

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Qitz said:
Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!
Damn ninja'd.

Well this comic certainly follows Agent 47's guide to being a hitman.
Agent 47's three steps to being a good Hitman.
1. Disguise.
2. Find Target.
3. Garrote.

Alternatives to step 3: Posion, Ball em, Stab, Nail, Punch, Sleep with, look em in the eye.
 

Bloodtrozorx

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Damn you Hitman, your logic is flawless.

I love that the answer to this problem is "Garrote them both".
 

Beryl77

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Have problems in your sex life or financial troubles? Need advice on life's other problems? Just call us and a Hitman will be ready to help you. We guarantee 100% satisfaction or you get your money back.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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Technically, this is from the last strip, but I think it bares repeating here.
MammothBlade said:
WanderingFool said:
The Gentleman said:
Well... this delusional rampage just got awkward...
Pff, thats the freaking understatement of the century right there...
And the opportunity of the century, too. For a kinky threesome!
We're one step closer to that...

And one step closer to waking up the next day covered in blood and the bodies of Eliot and Mol while 47 and Jackie give you pointers on body disposal.
 

hooksashands

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I can't resist.
Incredibly, not a lot of people seem to care if someone is being garroted in public. And then having their identity stolen.
 

Trucken

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Qitz said:
Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!
Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

... then again, sex is sex.
 

Otaku World Order

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Qitz said:
Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!
Am I the only one who thinks hitting on the crazy violent lady who broke into your house and is currently stripping because a videogame character she's hallucinating told her to is a bad idea?

Also, what happened to Erin's inner thigh tattoo [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8802-Subtle-Parallels]?