Icky Relationship Stuff #2

[Qitz]

Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

... then again, sex is sex.

Am I the only one who thinks hitting on the crazy violent lady who broke into your house and is currently stripping because a videogame character she's hallucinating told her to is a bad idea?

Answers your question right there

At least it's a video game character and not a twilight one, so she can't be THAT crazy right? Plus it's Hitman and it's not so much "Stealing your xbox" as "Liberating you from improper gaming devices" so it's a win-win.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Also, what happened to Erin's inner thigh tattoo [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8802-Subtle-Parallels]?

its on the other leg (the one we can't see the inside of)

other wise *gets popcorn* awkward rampage only getting more awkward

 

[K84]

Mr. Lackapants DLC skins and missions for the new Hitman, i demand it!

 

[Punch You]

No pants means No rules!

Also, I thought Hitman would suggest to set a bomb on the chandelier above Molly, then use the distraction to snipe Elliot using a PSP's memory stick spring?

 

[zingobingo4]

I am liking where this is going.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

I would be more concerned that she might be imagining Master Chief staring at us.
Just.
Staring.
Imagine that.
Imagine being her, actually...

 

[Vkmies]

If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

 

[Don Reba]

If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

People are sure having weird fantasies in this thread.

Incredibly, not a lot of people seem to care if someone is being garroted in public. And then having their identity stolen.

If you want to kill someone without bystanders interfering, make sure they see that the murder is being recorded on camera.

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

...is she hallucinating her lack of trousers/skirt too? Because if not she either went to the trouble of picking up the x-box again after she'd taken them off or she's that good at removing them that she can do it without using her hands.

 

[AbstractStream]

She did not just take her pants off. xD
This is going to be so awkward.

 

[JohnTomorrow]

It may just be me, as i've only just woken up and only had about 4 hours sleep.....but it looks like Hitman is wearing a diaper.

Also, I would've thought a super assassin wouldn't have such skinny legs. Hitman needs to do some squats XD

 

[Vkmies]

If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

People are sure having weird fantasies in this thread.

Don't judge, bro! Don't judge!

If you don't do what 47 wants, there will be blood. Unless 47 wants blood...

Kinky.

 

[antipunt]

It may just be me, as i've only just woken up and only had about 4 hours sleep.....but it looks like Hitman is wearing a diaper.

Great

Now I cannot unsee it

 

[IamQ]

Agent 47 in briefs? Somehow I always figured him for a boxers person. The more you know I guess.

Also, since nobody has done it yet.

 

[Genixma]

-takes notes-
Habits...observe...crowd...blending--remove pants.
Garotte them.

 

[search_rip]

small strip this week but pure genius, I loved every frame

 

[Grahav]

Yay, my fanservice has arrived!

 

[Evil Smurf]

rule 34 guys, rule 34

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

rule 34 guys, rule 34

You know, they have come closer

Spoiler

For some reason the Escapist didn't want to publish it.

 

[Xpheyel]

I can see why your coworker turning up in your living room running around with your electronics yelling and then removing her leggings might raise the crazy alarms.

On the other hand, Elliot was driving the car, which crashed, which is responsible for Erin's insanity, which in turn is responsible for Erin running around his apartment with his Xbox in her underwear.

Keikaku doori?

Seriously though, wacky hijinks or one, ah, strip away from being committed?