If A Random Girl Walks Up and Punches You Would You Hit Her Back?

[Seaf The Troll]

I would smile and give her a creepy look. Worked before

 

[Moromillas]

Not I wouldn't punch them back. However, this person has clearly identified themselves as a threat. You just can't trust anyone these days, which is why I always carry my jackknife. It's unfortunate, but must be done -- I just can't leave something like that unchecked.

 

[ThreeWords]

I'd probably sue her.

This is by far the most reasonable response.

Act hurt, insulted, and afraid of feminist retaliation, then clamber up the moral high ground, summon a phalanx of lawyers and denounce the poor ***** for being drunk and disorderly in public

 

[Olas]

Punch her back? Naw, I'd probably go punch someone else instead; you know, pay it forward.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

is she coniningly hitting you?

My brain got twisted up by that there spelling error, and I forgot what I was doing for a second. Does that count as being randomly brain punched by a girl? If so...how does one retaliate such a mental attack?

sorry, that was a bad one...even for me "continually"

That...that was supposed to be continually? O.O

could be worse... could have been cunnilingually. so many more questions then

anyway, for me, if its a solid punch, but only one, I will freak out on her, or start laughing way too hard. Don't know why i do that, but I do.
if she keeps hitting me, damn straight i will hit her back. You don't randomly assault someone and not expect them to fight back.

 

[Rastrelly]

I wouldn't. Because I'm sexist. Hehe.

 

[stormeris]

I'd turn the other side of my face and say "Sorry, didn't feel anything, want to try again?"

 

[Adventurer2626]

I would say, "Thanks, I needed that." And if she was single I'd offer to buy lunch.

 

[mip0]

I would pause, look at my hands and scream: "I CAN'T DECIDE!", followed by fifteen minutes of hysterical laughter.

 

[Mersadeon]

Well, depends less on if it's a guy or a girl and more on how hard I got punched. If it was really, really hard (as in "I will smash your face next!"-hard), I'd back a few steps up and get ready to fight or run, while I ask why the fuck he/she punched me. Should he/she raise his/her arm again, I would hit them.
If it's less then that, I would just ask "Why the hell did you hit me?".

I don't really care if it's a man or a woman.

Actually, I was known as "Mädchenschläger" (girl-beater), for a while in school - a girl I had known for a few years just walked up to me and started to hit me in the face, as hard as she could. I was so suprised that I got hit again, but after that, I gave her a bit of her own medicine until she stopped (no, she was not badly hurt, no, I didn't aim for her head). Turns out she didn't like my opinion of her boyfriend. What a wonderful motivation to just straight-up attack someone without warning.

Point is, man and women have to be treated equally - either NEVER punch back, or punch back REGARDLESS of the gender of the attacker.

 

[Quaidis]

Depends on the chick and if I deserved it. I'm not going to hit some girl for walking up and punching me. Push her down, maybe.

If some butt ugly ebola chick with a face resembling a mud pie and a body of a chimp comes up and punches me in the face, and we're at a pub or a fishing pier, I'd take her challenge and fight back.

 

[M920CAIN]

This Thread is for the guys to answer but ladies feel free to answer as well. Personally i would hit a girl if she walked up to me and punched me in the face if I didn't know her.

My thought process would be like this:
girl+me=punch
if girl=attractive
then slapface; kiss;
else slapface; RUN!

 

[ProtonGuy]

I would tell her three times to stop. First in the left eye, second in the right eye, and third in the nose.

 

[Drizzitdude]

Depends if she's cute. What?! Sometimes its important!

But no seriously I would probably just ask *in a less than calm tone* what the hell is wrong with her.

 

[Adam Galli]

I could be noble and say no but thats bullshit. Some one comes after me I'll protect my self.

 

[ilikepie59]

I wouldn't, but not because she's female. I have been punched in the face by a slightly odd friend for no reason, so I do actually know how it feels. I don't see how I could bring myself to injure another human on purpose. Never have, doubt I ever will.

 

[Nieroshai]

My first reflex would be to hit back, but as a startled reaction. Well, not hit necessarily. I tend to intercept and throw people to the ground before backing off, but it always looks to people like I was the aggressor.

 

[Skrag The Summoner]

Like anyone who would try and assault me:
Wrestled to the ground (as it is now self defense) and either ask them to apologize or call the police
Done

 

[Hasido]

no idea. definitely has nothing to do with gender.

has more to do with state of mind. If i'm tired, probably a stream of expletives and bitching. if i'm having a bad day (note: long bouts of boredom count) i might be in danger of breaking my "no hurting others" rule. if its a good day, then see tired, but increase coherence.

in other words, dunno.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Considering I've had this happen to me, I wish I had; but I didn't so, I guess I wouldn't.