If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Paperplanes79]

After some alyx asks him why he's so good he'll reply: "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

In a ridiculously deep mood breaking growl.

 

[MR T3D]

"shut the fuck up."

 

[LogicNProportion]

"Man, this is bull! I was studying in my was studying laboratory and now..."

*Sigh*

 

[The87Italians]

Freeman's Journal. October 12th, Whatever year this is: Dead headcrab in alley this morning, crowbar marks on burst stomach, the Combine is afraid of me, I have seen their true face, the labs are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown, the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the rebels and Vance's will look up and shout "Reload Doctor Freeman!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Watchmen win.

OT: "Who the hell picked Orange for this suit!"

 

[ironmace2.0]

"Thank god my mic is working now!"

 

[Fwee]

"Look, a pumpkin!"

 

[Megacherv]

OPM thinks that he'd just say "I'm so sorry" over and over again.

 

[teh_spartan]

Freeman being a mute is the only major flaw of those games. So probably something reflecting that.

i think its good that he dosnt talk. but i think he would say "I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES" or "alix, lets get hitched"

he'd only get hitched for the honeymoon

i would only get hitched for the honeymoon alix is by far the hottest video game chick because shes believable hot

Ivy Valentine is believable, if u giv her a boat load of plastic surgery, dye their hair white, giv 'em triple-D, and hypnotize them to go out in that skimpy outfit.

thats to much work so by Defult alix wins

Hey no pain no gain

2 things
1. i dissagree with you alix is hotter than whats her face
2. how long are we going to keep quoteing each other

1. Google "Ivy Valentine", safe search off. AND be proven wrong
2. UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE I MAY BE RIGHT!!!

People, this may take a while because ALIX IS HOTTER

 

[Theron Julius]

After unknown circumstances:

"WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????"


Or after Portal somehow ties into Half-Life (Which it better):

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Emiac]

*In response to anything.*
"That goddamn shit'll turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus."

 

[BillBarilko]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMBINE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

LOL... this gets my vote.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Fuck you, Breen."

 

[Harold Donchee]

"The internet is not a big truck! Its a series of tubes."

I could see Gordan being a Ted Stevens kind of guy.

 

[EAS_Suit]

"screw you guys, I'm going home"

 

[Goldeneye1989]

"Fuck you, Got Mine"

 

[Silva]

"Why do these guys have aim as bad as Stormtroopers?"

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Fuck you, Breen."

Makes sense his only sentence would be to pass on Barney's message... maybe that's why Barney's holding out on the beer?

 

[Joeshmoe5]

I hate that DANM GARDEN GNOME